Urban Dictionary Hoodies

pearl clutcher: An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

good yard: "Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night" Night = Yard. Don't ask me, ask Apple.

coola boola: A phrase used to describe something that is great in the same manner as the use of the words cool, deadly, savage and super.

heart eyes: when you stare at someone fondly and people who doesnt know your relationship can tell that you are attracted to her/him

Alligator arms: When someone "pretends" to reach for the check at a meal with friends but always get to it a little to late. Or when the bill sits in the middle of the table and nobody reaches for it.

The Mierdas Touch: The ability to turn everything one touches to shit. The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit. There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

owo: Basic info: owo is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to o.o but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute. What does it mean? owo means, a blank stare, but in a cute way. Other similar emote(s). OwO o.o

Heart Horny: Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.

Twatching: Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event. People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others. Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

armchairing: Talking about or doing something with little knowledge of it, or not actually doing anything and having other people or objects do it on your behalf.

bop: used to reference a good song; to say that a song is really good

LARPer: Live Action Role Player One who dresses like a character from a video game usually and acts different scenes out.

Big Chop: Big Chop or 'BC' is when a person cuts their hair to obtain the 'natural' state. The person cuts out the hair dye, chemical perm, or relaxer from their hair.

outrage fatigue: noun. outrage fatigue. the exhaustion and entropy that occurs from too much outrage. Occurs in waves, often during peak election cycles. Outrage fatigue tends to afflict politically active people, and can be worse when your party is not in power, or has a power deficit. It escalates during environmental catastrophes, especially ones that are caused by human negligence. It also develops during troublesome economic times like corporate bailouts and high unemployment. Outrage fatigue may threaten close friendships.

handegg: American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.

hygge: A Danish word (pronounced HU-guh) meaning social coziness. I.e. the feeling of a good social atmosphere.

Lfg: Let's fucking go

marry the ketchups: It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle

Kobe!: What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.

state raised: Term used to describe an individual who spent the greater part of their childhood in some form of government funded situation (Foster care/Welfare/Juvenile Detention Centers) and as an adult in prison and/or jail adjusts to their plight shockingly easy often seeming to thrive whilst incarcerated . Usually, but not necessarily used as an insult.

BTO: Bathroom Time Off - Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.

doge: A very popular meme of a Shiba Inu dog with a strange look on his face. It went viral all over the internet. Now Doge is a dog meme. Most pictures of Doge are accompanied by words, usually the following: so, very, wow, much, such, and many.

Take him out: To eleminate someone. To kill him. To remove someone from a situation.

Dense Cabbage: Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

wink wink nudge nudge: Expression used to make someone realize an ulterior motive to your conversation.

soft hours: Between the hours of 2-3:30 in the AM where you become a mushy loving, uncontrollable mess. Where you say sentimental things you regret/ deny saying later that same morning.

stoned pony: High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Drip: When your bling is iced out but that shit melting from all your hot bars, you got the drip. Just another word for immense swag.