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coronaphobia: The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.

Down in the Trumps: The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

Maralagovirus: A common name for COVID-19 or CoronaVirus

Trump Flu: The name of the fully contracted illness brought on by coronavirus COVID-19. Since the disease is most deadly to the old, fat, and unwell the current president easily fits into the vulnerable demographic. As the same time, his vainglorious incompetence is largely responsible for the rapid increase of COVID-19 infections and cases of Trump Flu. Also known as Boomer Flu.

coronapocalypse: End of the world via corona virus

elbump: noun - A bumping of the elbows of two bros. A superior alternative to high-fives and fist bumps, especially when one bro's hands are full.

you so fluke: being whack, full of shit, fake

folx: An alternate spelling of the noun "folks," first used in 2001 and popularized by tumblr in 2016. Mainstream and academic use is growing after adoption of the term by LGBTQ+ people, especially LGBTQ+ persons of color. Use of the "X" emphasizes the existence of binary gender systems (especially in indigenous communities) and suggests support of and solidarity with people who are oppressed and/or marginalized.

Awkward Turkey: The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

toady: One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.

Night water: The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.

dip up: A common phrase native to eastern Idaho and surrounding regions used to inform others that food is ready to be served and eaten.

Woat: Worst Of All Time. Opposite of Goat meaning Greatest Of All Time

ate that: did a great job; pulled it off well; had a lot of success with something. Used by teens in the projects of Queens, NY, and probably elsewhere in NYC.

on the blade: A place or places where sex workers do business; in the business of sex work.

Brocrastinate: The action done by a bro when putting off work.

ground harness: The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Creepypasta: Essentially internet horror stories or a myth passed around other sites, to frighten readers and viewers. The word, "Creepypasta" comes from the term, " copypasta ". An internet slang term for a block of text that gets copied and pasted from website to website. Creepypastas are sometimes are supplemented with pictures, audio or video footage related to the story. Typically with gory, distorted or, otherwise, shocking content.

speaking cursive: when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Cushioning: A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.

Cosbiesque: Cos•bi•esque Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.

deadass: equivalent to saying: for real; im serious; telling the truth.

Nevuary: The date used for something that will never happen

girth certificate: Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet. (Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

Loomster: the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

cleaning: (v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs: The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.

Pluto'd: Verb: Downgraded; demoted; dumped; No longer of significance.