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Live Play: on the popular social networking platform "sniffies", the function of video chatting is sometimes referred to as "live play", where two individuals may observe each others appearance more presently and ascertain an idea of their physical compatibility with each other. sometimes used as a deterrent for "catfish"

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swimfan: adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior

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hose goat: Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

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regretamin: Another derogatory term for ketamine. specifically denotes a k sesh that results in embarrassment or regret.

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jawboning: to persuade or exhort

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bald eagle: the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women

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Youthquake: A peaceful, digital-driven revolution by the youth of a country in protest against dictators who suppress democracy.

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Nopology: Noun 1. a non-regretful acknowledgement of an offense or failure: “You’re right, I am sorry but I wouldn’t have done it if you didn’t cause the problem.” Synonyms: false expression of regret, “Fine, I’m sorry are you happy now?”

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go birds: Used in the Philadelphia area and South Jersey. Supposed to mean “go eagles” but actually means “thank you” “your the best” “have a good day” and anything else you can come up with.

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Unc.: Uncle; brother of your father or your mother; slang. Older male mentor

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sweaty: A kid in a game who tries way too hard that later, everyone starts to hate. You never want to become this kid.

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Tai Tai: Tai tai (太太) is a Chinese colloquial term for a wealthy married woman who does not work. It is the same as the Cantonese title for a married woman.

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Etsy Witch: An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.

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Doomba: A Doomba is a death dealing floor cleaning robot. A Roomba (the popular floor cleaning robot) is outfitted with various dangerous items taped to it such as knives, cats, saw blades and blow guns.

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gin blossoms: A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.

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New Meta: New changes/updates to keep video games healthy that usually upset other players due to having to re-adjust to these changes.

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slutty waistline: "im tired of people and their slutty waists" basically hot toned stomachs

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moo point: a cow's opinion, it doesnt matter

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Fast Paced Environment: Corporate speak for overworked and underpaid.

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newgen: cool way to say noob newgen is someone new to a community or concept short for new generation

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debait: Baiting someone into debating you by asking a seemingly innocent question only to try to argue with you when you respond.

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blarse: A Scottish slang term describing a small behind or backside, often used humorously or affectionately. Typically refers to someone whose back is leading directly into their notably petite rear end.

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chemsex: chemical (drugs) + sex. it means having sex while being high on drugs

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Focus Pocus: An intense state of concentration or effort-usually on behalf of your money and what you're going to do to get it. Origin: Vallejo, Ca

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Cupid Stunt: An obvious euphemism for an vulgar insult originating from British tv in the 1970s, Cupid Stunt is the name of a starlet drag character invented and performed by the comedian Kenny Everett.

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bullshido: A catch-all term for bullshit in the martial arts community. Bullshido comes in various degrees of severity, and what constitutes bullshido is often contested. This term, along with McDojoism, is often used by proponents of MMA to describe the traditional arts (especially as they are practiced in the states). Bullshido.com (mcdojo.com) is often cited as the origin of this word, but this is not likely (as the word was in common useage before the site began).

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hench: London slang. nouns: 1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it. 2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with 3) huge verbs: 1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.

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wonk: a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

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