Urban Dictionary Hoodies

paper hands: A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

Air Dicking: The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

ouiaboo: A ouiaboo (pronounced weeaboo is a non-French person who is obsessed with French culture. Similar to a weeaboo.

Bedicine: When all you need to get better is time in your bed.

loungerie: Stain free soft clothes you intend to lounge in.

finish him: classic line from Mortal Kombat.

sephora kid: a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha

Precipiss: To pee from a high ledge, platform, or other location where a vertiginous urine-waterfall will result.

milkfake: a non dairy milk product like oat or almond milk, made as a substitute for dairy

whirlybird: An archaic synonym for helicopter, generally not used after the 1960's.

cake is just gay bread: fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE..... cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on oh and sugar? gay salt

Boo Basket: a trend on TikTok where people (usually young women) purchase an assortment of cozy items and put them in a basket, these baskets are typically themed around a season or aesthetic, namely fall, hence the name "boo basket", but not all of them are fall-related. This trend seems to capitalize on the "overconsumption-core" trend on TikTok, where creators will buy excessive amount of items, usually beauty or bath products, and make an aesthetically pleasing video displaying the often alarmingly sized collections of said items, neatly arranged and color-coded. Essentially, it's just another iteration of people buying cutesy items they don't really need for clicks.

Cutlery Drawer: When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

the mayor: one who everyone in the hood turns to when the have a problem, issue, concern, what have you the mayor usually is smart, and/or has some connections that he can use to help people

smit: (adjective) short for smitten; to be nearly head-over-heels but not quite; feelings of being in love with no definite promise or intention of falling in love completely; charmed; infatuated, with the connotation that there are no particular reasons for such intense feelings. More innocent in connotation than the synonym whipped.

Banana Republican: The term "banana republic" refers to a country dominated by corporate interests, in which income disparity between rich and poor is extremely high, to the point that the middle class has just about disappeared, and aside from the fantastically wealthy few, practically everyone is dirt poor. A Banana Republican is a Republican who wants to lower taxes for the rich, leading to increased income disparity and bringing the USA closer to banana republic status.

Recessionista: A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.

chookas: Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg".

land shark: A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.

clean girl: girls who take pilates classes, eat fruit salads and vitamin supplements, smell like vanilla, are always in lululemon and aloyoga, drink kale smoothies, and remain single synonymous to the pink pilates princess and model off duty look

mastige: London advertising word, possibly used further. Name given to an product which is seen as a prestige item which also has mass market appeal. Mostly used for electronic gadgets.

assgenda: When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

ño: Not any, or used to give a negative response, but with a hint of latin sass

Husbando: Pronounced Huz-band-oh A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.

Boomer Shooter: Noun - A First Person Shooter video game made in the 1990's, or such a game released since then that is characterized by the same conventions of the time. Examples can include Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM (1993), DOOM II: Hell on Earth, DOOM 64, Duke Nukem 3D, Shadow Warrior (1997), Blood, Quake and Quake II, DUSK (2018), etc.

unarrest: 1. Street tactic used by marchers and protesters who directly engage with police to assist in the escape of individuals who are in the process of being arrested. When a participant is apprehended by authorities, one or more people will rush the officer an attempt to either confuse them or pull the arrestee back into the crowd. 2. Process of on the street negotiations with authorities, often with the help of a legal observer, to get protesters who have been detained out of police custody. 3. Informal term for a legal process where persons who have been arrested can be released on the grounds of false arrest or insufficient evidence.

Yoder: Used in construction to describe high quality work, referring to the Amish quality of construction

Pitchslap: Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them your service or product. A bait and switch.