Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Internet anytime minutes: What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

meatspace: What the virtual is to cyberspace, the flesh and blood is to meatspace.

caught up: Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

Email Crossing: A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground. Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.

look advantage: To stare at something when you should naturally look quickly away from. Comes from the saying "took advantage"

clown: v. to clown, clowning, clowned. To laugh, make fun of, or find joy in a person or event. Almost always used in a derogatory or degrading fashion. n. A fool or jester; someone that you laugh at or "clown" at.

mental intercourse: the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

Farting Terms: A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

NCMO: Non Committal Make Out

cell phone: A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".

DTR: Define The Relationship. When two people discuss their mutual understanding of a romantic relationship (casual dating, serious boyfriend, etc).

val pal: a valentines day partner, someone to give and receive gifts from at school

miss me: lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.

circle the drain: to gradually die (literally or figuratively)

clap back: to return fire.

charge it to the game: Similar to a "party foul." Something caused by fate, that can't be altered.

casual sex: sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties

mardi gras: literally "fat Tuesday"; a festival day ending a period of celebration and excess; usually occurs mid to late February, sometimes early March. Immediately followed by Ash Wednesday and Lent. Traditional Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Mobile, AL and New Orleans, LA

dot com: Used to add emphasis to the ending of a phrase. Usually spoken with a slight pause prior to it, and with a deeper voice than normal.

wardrobe malfunction: A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

can of worms: A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

call waiting face off: When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

pull: Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

drive: A general greeting/acknowledgement to a public bus company employee when entering or exiting the vehicle. Generaly heard around the South West of england, therefore add a gloucestershire accent for added emphasis

Spray: to use an automatic weapon to fire blindy and rapidly, releasing a large amount of bullets at one time.

jocking: to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

static: 1) to cause friction during intense situations 2) an unnecessary contribution of verbal, physical, and/or emotional aggression

No Wukkas: Abbreviation of "no wuckin' furries" which is a less vulgar derivative of "no fuckin' worries". Australian origin.