Urban Dictionary Hoodies

hurt locker: noun. A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.

Get The Plates: Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"

grabasstic: Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.

folex: fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

front burner: 1. an attractive female, so hot that she is the large, front burner on the stove.

ego-fart: Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.

cornball: adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.

deep six: The six refers to a grave, as in six feet under. The deep refers to the ocean. Together we have a death at sea, where youre grave is much futher down than 6 ft. Today we just use it to say "throw away" or something like that.

chop: The act of picking someone up.

natch: Abbreviation for naturally.

ADF: All Day Funk - What you smell like at the end of the day since your last shower.

slide: A person that you mess with outside of a relationship that you are not serious about. In most cases; someone who dont know they are a Fuck Buddy.

do the math: to give someone your telephone number, or to ask someone for their telephone number

quirkyalone: Quirkyalone: n. a person who enjoys being single (or spending time alone) and so prefers to wait for the right person to come along rather than dating indiscriminately; relishing equal doses of solitude and friendship; attracted to freedom and possibility. Also adj.: The condition of being equally at home with singledom and being in a healthy relationship, undivided, whole. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones.

Green the light: A term used by a frustrated person who believes he/she can ask the help of a higher power to make a traffic light turn green for him/her. Originates from firemen who actually have the power to make the light turn green.

Like: (Orig. to enjoy or a word to compare two things.) 1. A term used by many junior high and high school students for having a crush. 2.(v.) same as "said" or "spoke" 3.In some teenage girls, a word spoken in between each word in a sentence.

Jones: Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"

blinkered: Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

Punk'd: When a celebrity falls into a trap of trickery cleverly devised by Ashton Kuscher so that he can wave his arms around and make his retro john deere hat fall off while going into a seizure from the most recent punk.

good lookin' out: short for "good job lookin' out for ______ (me, us) Thanks.

shook: adj. scared, afraid, hesitant.

as a friend: Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

pressed: Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative. Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).

easter egg: A hidden item placed in a movie, television show, or otherwise visual media for close watchers. Originates from the the 1975 movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," when the cast had an Easter Egg hunt but most of the eggs went unfound. They can be seen throughout the film in various locations (such as under Frank N. Furter's throne).

doored: v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience where two conflicting world-views collide.

e-tact: Tact exercised in an electronic environments, for example, when composing email, instant messenging, or weblogging (or commenting therein).

hulk out: To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.

spring break: The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!