Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Peehicular Manslaughter: While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.

is a frogs ass water tight: This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

party pressure: When you are invited to a party or event and don't really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.

empty gesture: Making a nice (fake) gesture for someone when you don't really mean it, hoping that the person who you are making that gesture to won't actually as you for a favor, or follow up on that offer you made. You just say it to seem like a nice person. This phrase is used in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

iFinger: It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.

Trash angel: Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York

yearbook insider: A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.

501k: When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.

Petri Douche: Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate. A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

Haters Gonna Hate: A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another's negative comment towards the original person.

eye broccoli: opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

fartriloquism : Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter. A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

open relationship: A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.

Congressional Review: To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.

what's your 20?: Your position, the place you are

Rick Perry Strong: To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message. Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.

SOPA: The shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with.

mompetition: The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

drop the pin: Letting people know where you are through Google maps or any app that shows your location on a map.

brainchow: What zombies eat.

ninja sex: having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

Passenger assessment: The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.

spark in my ass: A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

Trivial Pursuit: A veiled invitation for sex.

hugh wear: A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.

yestergay: a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.

Blackberry roulette: Driving a motor vehicle while talking or texting on a cell phone.

See you later masturbator: A variation of see you later alligator