Urban Dictionary Hoodies

and what: Short for 'And what are you going to do about it'

Reality Show Off: A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.

get a kennel: A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display

401KO'd: When something drastic happens in your life that causes you to take a serious financial loss. Economic downturn on a personal level.

weird part of youtube: the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.

leap of faith: Having to use a public restroom (for #2) that has either no lock on the door to said restroom, or no lock on the stall you are using.

pocket pool: To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

Business Casualty: When someone wears business casual and it looks horrible.

Shmacked: To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.

malapoopism: an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.

pronoun panic: The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.

carthritis: Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,

powerstreaming: Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from an online streaming service. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

Presidents Day: A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Dat shit cray: an expression used to descirbe somethjng crazy, chill, or insane that is too awesome for the mind to handle

Moon landing: A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Grammatically Challanged: Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.

credit card roulette: A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

let me know how that works out for you: the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.

valentines day: A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Introdouche: The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.

fashionmista: The male version of the fashionista. A man who loves fashion.

defecately: A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

Insurance Piss: The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.

somebody's girl syndrome: when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.... Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"

garriage: 1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.

I tell you what: By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example). Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.

sportsball: A generic term for any form of sport involving a ball, and especially those with "ball" in their name. Often derogatory.