Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Shit Bow: An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

fruit and flowers: What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes. The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

deja moo: The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

moronification: - the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

Dr Google: A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

cooked: a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

causeplay: Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.

robosexual: Generally speaking, someone whose primary sexual orientation is towards robots. They may be human or synthetic persons, and straight, gay, bi, etc is not specified. (Unfortunately, this word is often confused "romosexual," which is the only word that refers to someone who is both gay and a robot.) Inspired by Bender from the TV show Futurama

icescapee: The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.

Hangxiety: The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Anecdata: Anecdotal information gathered and then presented as fact.

Deely Bobber: Headband with two obnoxious antennae-like protrusions (frequently springs), having bauble (frequently fluffy things) on the end. Most often seen on hen nights and charity runs.

Whiskey leaks: When you have had so much to drink that you end up spilling very important classified information that you should have never spoken about.

Asphalt Queen: An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Giggity: A word used to point out a phrase that could be turned into something sexual, similar to "That's what she said". Originated from Glenn Quagmire on Family Guy.

MAMIL: Middle aged men in Lycra a term coined by leading market research firm Mintel. Michael Oliver, who wrote the report, said: "Thirty or 40 years ago, people would ride a bike for economic reasons, but our research suggests that nowadays a bicycle is more a lifestyle addition, a way of demonstrating how affluent you are." The research shows that growth in bike sales is being propelled by 35- to 45-year-old men with families, who instead of going off and buying a sports car as they approach middle age now go for high-end bike instead.

Ferda: Commonly used among hockey players. It means "For the" for short. Like ferda boys and for the boys. Also used to describe someone as a good friend or something that sounds cool.

grillfit: An outfit you wear specifically for grilling

Sheeple: People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.

mockbuster: A low-budget (but not necessarily bad) movie made after a blockbuster using a similar plot and often exploiting on its publicity campaign.

Yoink: An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

disco nap: sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.

press the flesh: To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

dhmu: Dhmu (don’t hit me up) is a phrase used on snapchat. It is used to say “don’t text me or dm me or contact in any way.” People put on their snapchat story “dhmu” to express they are sad, or don’t feel like talking. sometimes but not all the time, dhmu is used for attention so people ask them what’s wrong.

fisticuffs: Fisticuffs are a favourite pastime for the Victorian Gentleman, as well as a way to sort out minor scuffles and souffles. Unlike modern boxers, the Victorian Gentlemen were not layabouts nor lollygaggers; they required neither padding nor special equipment. Bare knuckle fighting was the order of the day, and some experts believe it was the special of the day. This mano-a-mano competition could continue for anything up to 45 days, both combatants circling each other slowly, weighing up the strengths and weakenesses of their opponent and smoking fine cigars. During fisticuffs, the jacket is always taken off, braces are unhooked from the shoulder and sleeves are rolled up.

Cuckold: A gathering of 2 or more Cybertrucks.

Loser back home: An expat in a good social, romantic and/or financial situation that the speaker believes he would not be have been able to achieve back home. Pejorative; implies that the subject became an expat because he "couldn't hack it" among his countrymen. Often abbreviated to "LBH", but that page has a kajillion definitions saying it stands for "let's be honest". Related terms: Sexpat, laowai.

Plogging: Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.