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loss leader: An item that a retail stores sells at a loss in order to get people in the doors to buy other normally priced items.

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put the dogs away: when someone (usually a millennial) posts a pic/vidéo on social media, and their bare feet appear on it.

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solemn low five: The act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, class).

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Haint: Southern colloquialism def., ghost, apparition, lost soul

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shovelware: 1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash. 2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.

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Tin Soldier: A Soldier without a metaphorical Heart; a goon. Origins in the Wizard of Oz character of the same name tied with the reality of the shooting of unarmed college students by the Ohio National Guard during the Kent State shootings; Coined in this alloy by Neil Young in the song 'Ohio:'

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oil check: When one wrestler stick his finger(s) in his opponents butt to gain a positional advantage.

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Nurse: A Term coined by Drag Queen Willam Belli. Nurse is used as a term for someone who needs help. Can also be used as shade just by saying NURSE!

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stashback: A stashback is something discreetly placed behind another object, keeping it out of sight and mind, often used for storage or concealing items. It’s a clever way to maintain tidiness and privacy.

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second screening: The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.

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Special Interest: Some autistic people have a very strong and passionate interest in something that can last for several years, known as a Special Interest or SPIN for short.

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Takeseller: An online media figure engaging in political discourse with the explicit or implicit purpose of directing their audience to their own or some aligned value-extracting media project in the form of a podcast, substack, publication or the like

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Law and Order: A buzzphrase for presidents and presidential candidates for "Police State."

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Aura points: “Aura” is being cool or respected, but when a person does something embarrassing or not to be seen in a good light, they will lose “aura points.” Therefore, “aura points” is measuring how cool and/or respected someone is and is typically referred to as a loss of said “points.” This term gained much attraction in online spaces and conversations.

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and the crowd goes mild: When someone’s music is so mid, it’s like “and the crowd goes home” but the music is mid

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unboxing: A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.

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Kettle: Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

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bottled: Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

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Struggle Bald: "Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss. Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.

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planet ass: a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass

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Wabbit: "standard" Scots word meaning exhausted, tired, worn out, etc..

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rub hog: A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

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Quant: A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

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boom boom: basic, low level class. A regional adjective used in Tampa, FL

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competence porn: Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans. Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

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FriYAY: The bastardization of the perfectly functional word ‘Friday’. A word that the mentally incompetent believe to be useful.

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Exhaustipated: Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

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De-extinction: The ability to resurrect extinct species.

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