Urban Dictionary Mugs
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Hotwifing: Comes from the Lifestyle term HOTWIFE. A woman who is a hotwife is a woman whose husband likes to share her sexually with other men or likes to watch her have sex with other men and the wife enjoys pleasing her husband this way. This is different from CUCKOLDING wherein the husband is not a SUB. HOTWIFING does not involve humiliation of any of the participants.
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Feng shit: The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.
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sail the seven seas: To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.
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Badussy: Booty, dick and pussy
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cushy: easy, pleasasnt - from an Urdu (originally Persian)word 'khwshi' meaning 'happiness' or 'ease'. Came into English directly from India via British Army slang of the early 20th Century. Not to be confused with kushti which comes into English from Romany
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ambulance chaser: 1. A lawyer specialising in personal injury claims usually representing people against local authorities or large companies. 2. Derogative description for a personal injury lawyer who specifically seeks out clients for tripping and slipping cases against big companies. Certainly in the US, this is because the lawyer's fee will be a percentage of the client's damages award - therefore making it profitable to find injured former employees of big companies.
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Twinning: A take on the popular term "winning," it refers to identical thoughts or behavior, as well as to brilliance.
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space cowboy: (n.) Stoner, pothead, somebody who constantly smokes marijuana.
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fringe class: An economic class made popular by Frank Reynolds in the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The "fringe class" refers to a set or group of individuals who have sufficient resources to lead a luxurious life; but instead chose to live a reckless, bohemian lifestyle with little to no regard for the quality of their life.
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white elephant: Term referring to something not particularly useful that has very high cost of upkeep.
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Spiderbro: Spider that is your bro. Spider that brings bug count in house/room to near 0 Dies horrible death Never forget.
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asspull: to pull a solution out of one's ass
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freaked it: to make more out of a little
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beardfish: A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.
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glam ma: The new generation of grandmas, who are stylish in the way they live and dress. These women do not fit the typical cardigan - wearing, permed hair granny stereotype, they are glamorous
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big smoke's order: Big Smoke is a character from GTA: San Andreas. In the mission titled "Drive-Thru", the crew goes to Cluckin' Bell, a fast-food restaurant. The crew all orders a decently-sized meal, only for Big Smoke to order something consisting of over 7,000 calories.
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freeter: A freeter in Japanese means someone in their 20's who is moving from job to job, mainly part time jobs which pay small wages. There are 3 types of freeters, ones who are seeking their dream careers thus doing these odd jobs, those who refuse to become 'wage slaves', and mostly those who have no choice.
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skiffy: Onomatopoeia for the word sci-fi as a derogatory label towards the softer forms of science fiction (i.e. space opera, science fantasy, Doctor Who, the Marvel/DC Comics universes, etc.). Most users of the word are purists that reject anything not grounded in some semblance of reality (or, failing that, fringe science).
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Centaur Ass: The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.
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Brown Christmas: Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.
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methinks: Another way to say 'i think'. First seen in culture in William Shakespeare's play 'A Midsummer Night's Dream', used by the servant Puck (you're impressed). But the worlds nerd subculture became enthralled with the term, when the term was used by Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars I: Phantom Menace, hallowed be thy name, and is used by NORMAL PEOPLE in conversation. Sometimes used at the end of a sentence, to add an opinion (example 2).
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popstart: 1. A newbie "Popstar", someone who's career hasn't lasted long enough to be taken seriously. 2. A young Popstar who has sabotaged/disabled his or her career through obtuse/criminal acts.
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Hoardiculture: Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
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sock on: Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep
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Gun Fu: Gun fu is the style of sophisticated close-quarters gunplay seen in Hong Kong action cinema and in Western films influenced by it. It often resembles a martial arts battle played out with firearms instead of traditional weapons. The focus of gun fu is style, and the usage of firearms in ways that they were not designed to be used. Shooting a gun from each hand, shots from behind the back, as well as the use of guns as melee weapons are all common. Other moves can involve shotguns, Uzis, rocket launchers, and just about anything else that can be worked into a cinematic shot. It is often mixed with hand-to-hand combat maneuvers. "Gun fu" has become a staple factor in modern action films due to its visually appealing nature (regardless of its actual practicality in a real-life combat situation). This is a contrast to American action movies of the 1980s which focused more on heavy weaponry and outright brute-force in firearm-based combat.
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Playing House: When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.
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bogart: (slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.
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Omnishambles: A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles. Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It: