Urban Dictionary Mugs

Moonlanding: Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

yarl: Yarling is the vocalization process of putting a hidden 'R' underneath every syllable in a lame way to sound soulful. Examples of bands that regularly yarl in their vocals; Matchbox 20, Nickleback, Pearl Jam

grey rock: A technique of interacting with your ex to create disinterest. Break the supply of energy to the narcissist. Methodology of ditching your narc abusive ex where you fade out of the picture to avoid being the target. You become just another grey rock in the pile as you blend away to escape the sitch without feeding the beast. A method of becoming boring to slough off the attention of the drama seeking sociopathic narcissist

shred the gnar: to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.

true: Used in response to any phrase. Whether to clarify a statement, agree, avoid a subject or make someone shut the fuck up.

cheese platter: a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

McDojo: Martial arts club with no crediblity.

sook: Newfoundland term for "cry baby" or "whiner". One who sulks.

squish: 1. In the asexual community, the equivalent of a "crush", but explicitly lacking an interest in forming a romantic couple or having a sexual relationship with the person in question. It does not matter if they are "in a relationship", as long as you two can have a deep connection. A squish is an intense feeling of attraction, liking, appreciation, admiration for a person you urgently want to get to know better and become close with. It is different from "just wanting to be friends" in that there is an intensity about it and a disproportionate sense of elation when they like and appreciate you back. 2. Such a person can be referred to as your "squish". 3. It can be used as a verb, "to squish on someone".

womp womp: noise of failure or mocking someone who’s experienced something inconvenient.

soup: fall but in a cozy way; clothes, shoes, food, movies, vibes

Shelfie: A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY! (This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan). Not to be confused with selfie .

loser lap: The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

slobivore: A person who will eat anything in a sloppy and savage-like manner. A sloppy mess of a person. An extremely hungry, sloppy savage.

catio: A cat patio.

frogskin: archaic idiomatic term meaning "dollar bill", derived from the earlier idiom "greenback", so called because of the color of the reverse side of US currency.

hush mode: To be in a state of quietness because of being clowned on.

jobber: * A professional wrestler who frequently and deliberately loses matches. * The act of losing is called jobbing and a frequent loser is referred to as a jobber. It is a mark of disrespect to refer to a wrestler as a jobber, as it implies they are a failure in their career. The term has entered into popular culture, to mean a loser or someone who is worthless, as well as its Italian equivalent, jabroni, a phrase that was made popular by The Rock. Former alternate terms included journeyman (because of jobbers being hired for individual matches and not having contracts with the major promotions), enhancement talent (due to their usage to enhance the stature of their opponent) and ham-n-egger (in reference to the amount of money they make buys them just enough for a Ham and Egg breakfast). Despite the negative sense of the word, some wrestlers have made a career out of jobbing. Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi (better known as the "Brooklyn Brawler") made a career out of jobbing, primarily in the World Wrestling Entertainment. A slightly higher position is jobber to the stars, which is a wrestler who still defeats pure jobbers but who consistently loses to top-level or up-and-coming stars. This often happens to popular faces towards the end of their careers, including Tony Garea and Tito Santana. Triple H was given this role from 1996-1997 by Vince McMahon as punishment for the infamous MSG Incident. Many top names in wrestling began their careers as jobbers. Mick Foley and Bret Hart began their careers as jobbers in the 1980s, later going on to greater success in the 1990s after employers began to recognize their talent. Peter Polaco and Terry Gerin were jobbers who later became stars in ECW as Justin Credible and Rhino, respectively.

bolt-ons: 1. Slang term for a pair of breast implants that look unnatural, rock-hard and "bolted" onto their owner's chest much like the stiff, painful looking screws that were bolted on to the side of Frankenstein's neck in the classic horror film. This "bolted-on" look typically happens because of what is called capsular contraction. Capsular contraction is when scar tissue forms in the chest cavity and tightens around the implant(s), making the breast(s) hard and unnatural looking. The "bolted-on" look can also occur when extremely large breast implants are inserted into someone without enough fatty tissue in the breast area. "Bolt-ons" do not look natural. All bad boob jobs where it's obvious that the person has implants can be referred to as "bolt-ons". 2. A messed up boob job. 3. Cause for a malpractice suit.

beer snake: Generally occur at an Australian cricket match, where they only sell light beer in big plastic cups. The empty cups are then stacked together to make a "snake".

anti-haul: A term used to describe new products or items from a company, brand, or seasonal release that you won't be buying. Usually referred to products that create a lot of hype and publicity that most people purchase due to advertising rather than necessity.

God Shot: A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something

See light: The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.

whisper nest: Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently. Aka, sleeper seepers.

Mogged: When you have so much more muscle and are just overall larger than the person next to you or the group of people you’re around.

Text Neck: The cramp in your neck from too much texting and emailing on your mobile device. texting emailing smart phone cramp neck

Hotwifing: Comes from the Lifestyle term HOTWIFE. A woman who is a hotwife is a woman whose husband likes to share her sexually with other men or likes to watch her have sex with other men and the wife enjoys pleasing her husband this way. This is different from CUCKOLDING wherein the husband is not a SUB. HOTWIFING does not involve humiliation of any of the participants.