Urban Dictionary Mugs

(◕‿◕✿): (Adj) When something or someone is acting, being, or talking really adorable

felony ring: the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

scratcher: An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.

reefer sadness: Despondency related to a lack of marijuana. A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

shrimpy: A little ass dick

glossy taco: Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.

Mashed potatoes: The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Handle with care: Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

Pretendance: Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.

Jungalow: A synonym for treehouse; derived from "jungle" and "bungalow".

slerp: to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow

Ego Birth: The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.

Zion Curtain: In Utah, a partition that separates the patrons of a bar from the bartender and prevents drinks from being passed directly from the place where they are mixed to the customer. The name comes from "Zion," a reference to the LDS (Mormon ) Church whose prohibitions against drinking alcohol heavily influenced Utah's liquor laws.

Bibliosuperior: A feeling of superiority to another person because one reads books, especially physical copies.

Hydro Homies: Homies who stay hydrated

Boyfriend Island: Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

dark ambient: Dark ambient is like a marriage between ambient and industrial. Is naturally dark and much more interesting than regular ambient. Doesn't feature any cheesy synths, unless made by an ex black metal musician (that oftenly makes people bitch about whether the music is dark ambient or not; it usually is not). Usually doesn't feature any guitars. On those rare cases when it does (like in drone doom), it's definitely non-conventional use. Much influenced by "musique concrete", dark ambient features recorded sounds, oftenly of non-musical nature. Dark ambient can have various esthetics. Moaning and chanting, chain rattling (no, that's no ghost) raison d'etre-like stuff, radioactive droning of Fallout soundtrack, heavy pounding sounds of mechanisms, crazy shamanic drum-machine sounds, abrasive noise fragments - all these can make up different moods in dark ambient. People who don't get dark ambient music, are found scrolling through the tracks in their desperate attempt of finding "where does at least SOME music start?" There's also a tendency among some cultist freaks to puke up some really lousy synth pads and moans, put runes or pentagrams and some pseudo-religious texts on an album cover and call it "dark ambient", or "pagan/ritual/black dark ambient", or "neo-satanic nazi anti-nazi superficial industrial death dark ambient". Trust me, you don't wanna listen to that crap.

brass monkey: a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ. Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice. It is a very tasty treat. Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."

medieval diss track: my mill grinds, pepper and spice You’re mill grinds, rats and mice My hand picks, only what grows Your hand picks, only your nose My grain tastes, delightful Your grain tastes, very frightful My mother cooks, with much care, Your mother cooks, with her hair My wife smells, of pure honey Your wife smells, of bad money My fields are, happy to see Your fields are, sad to decree My hat fits, like a fiddle Your hat fits, like it’s little My king is, smart and wise Your king is, full of lies My sheep will, keep us alive Your sheep will, fail to arrive

Eye Dentist: A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.

al chile: The Mexican "for real'' expression in Spanish Language. It can be used to ask or confirm.

Scamwich: The descriptor of the situation where; - An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich. - Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption. - The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.

millennial gray: The sad depressive hue of the color gray which many millennials coat their life in. The color reflects how Millennials went from non-sense happiness, looking at cartoon network and Nickelodeon in the 90's to Inflation and depression in the early 2020's.

youngshit: a transgender person who started transitioning as a teen, before the age of 20, which sometimes gives them immense advantages for passing. the opposite of "oldshit". both are common terms on the /lgbt/ board of 4chan

snag: a native slag for a person you link up with from a powwow, and do sexual stuff, BUT YOU LEAVE THEM AFTER & IGNORE THEM!! So it’s basically a NATIVE one night stand

drop trou: To lower one's pants down to one's ankles, often in a sudden, impulsive manner, thus exposing one's nether regions.

Haunter: A haunter is a person who enjoys working in the haunted attractions industry. Most haunters usually enjoy scare acting or working behind the scenes at a haunted attraction. Many haunters come from all sorts of backgrounds but all haunters enjoy the art of scaring willing patrons. There is a whole diverse community based around haunting with some examples being the extreme, immersive, and theme park haunt communities. Haunters have a haunt family, their closest group of friends they share experiences with. Many haunters also have a haunt name, a nickname given by other haunters that you’re stuck with your entire haunting career.

happy happy joy joy: From the hilarious tv cartoon Ren & Stimpy, happy happy joy joy is defined as when the world expects you to put on this happy and joyful face when what you really want to do is shriek at the top of your lungs and rip your hair out in anger/frustration/misery. To make everyone happy though, you put on this mask of happy happy joy joy while singing a silly song.