Urban Dictionary Mugs

Premature Articulation: When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.

Ceiling Titty: A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.

brown acid: 1. A reference to the Woodstock Festival in 1969, when stage announcements were made by legendary radio disc jockey Wavy Gravy, telling people that some of the brown-colored blotter acid (LSD) circulating the crowd was giving people negative hallucinations, causing freakouts. 2. A bad drug experience 3. Something that was supposed to be pleasurable but turned out nightmarish.

polycrisis: 1. First coined in the 1970s, the word has been popularized by the historian Adam Tooze to describe the coming together of multiple crises. 2. A polyamorous relationship 90% of the time

Disstrumental: An instrumental track created with the intent to diss or insult an opposition or rival. The term gained popularity from Metro Boomin's instrumental "BBL Drizzy," which was crafted as a diss towards artist Drake. This was in response to Drake's diss track "Push Ups," where Drake provocatively stated, "Metro shut yo hoe ass up and play some drums." Metro Boomin's disstrumental exemplifies the use of a purely instrumental piece to convey animosity or criticism without the need for lyrics.

except for Jeff: When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy Can't say no to Jeff

loretuber: A YouTube channel or vlogger devoted to parsing lore, usually from a specific IP or IPs. Greatly depended upon by certain niche gaming communities.

baby dust: wishing baby dust on a woman or couple is a way of wishing them luck on concieving.

PMDA: Stands for "pardon my dumb ass". Often used when you have to ask a question you feel you should know.

alligator pear: An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham: 11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

glo day: Originated in Chicago, this word/phrase means birthday.

godfather syndrome: Occurs in movie franchises when a third installment of a movie franchise is widely considered disappointing compared to the previous two. Based on The Godfather Part III, which is commonly considered inferior to Part I and II.

nature's pocket: Known as many things but most commonly refered to as the butt.

Struggle Dress: An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.

Dungeon Tan: Originally used to describe the pallor which developed amongst inveterate D&D players, it widened to include denizens of any stripe who resided in the basement of their parents. Most recently it is used to describe the complexion of any video game addict.

bang over: When you wake up with a sore neck from too much headbanging at the metal show the night before.

jump the couch: A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

vitamin sea: To spend time in the ocean to lift one's mood and/or health. (Possibly to surf or play in the water.)

Dining Dead: A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.

potato shed: During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

Brain Rave: A term used to describe insomnia caused by persistent thoughts, such as old memories or unsettling experiences, which disrupts the ability to sleep.

peachmeat: The extra firm and tangy or super soft and sweet fleshy meat of peaches.

Yogurt Male: A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Scandal Broth: From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Also called 'Cat Lap' or 'Chatter Broth,' it refers simply to tea, one of the greatest beverages ever. Named for the amount of conversation and gossip often shared while having tea during the Georgian/Regency & Victorian eras. At the time, it was intended to refer to gossip shared by women in particular (but let's be honest. It definitely wasn't just women sipping tea & spilling secrets behind closed parlor doors). 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Francis Grose Additional information from InfoPlease and the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, E. Cobham Brewer, 1894

Inbox Angel: Girl who sends nudes to lonely Internet weebos.

floordrobe: A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.

(◕‿◕✿): (Adj) When something or someone is acting, being, or talking really adorable