Urban Dictionary Mugs
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workweek creep: 1) Constant connectivity via your smartphone and computer blurs the boundaries between your work life and your personal life. 2) Constant connectivity at work via e-mail & chat, results in so many interruptions that you cannot get blocks of time to do any thinking, resulting in you catching up on your work at home on nights and weekends.
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GTL: The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for "Gym, tan, laundry." Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. Side effects include fist pumping. Coined by the eloquent Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's ground breaking Jersey Shore.
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Dweet: (verb) tweeting while intoxicated
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testicular fortitude: balls, guts, intestinal fortitude
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geriatric bypass: 1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.
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cheappuccino: Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.
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pockets on swole: Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen
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nomonym: When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.
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I'm picking the corn out your shit: 1) Understanding what another person is saying, 2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest
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tanorexia: A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough. tanorexic
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reach out: An unfortunately creepy term that is means "to contact" or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers.
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lap flaps: the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.
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Check your Totem: A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland. Intended to be used sarcastically.
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half and half and half: A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.
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Cubicle Coma: When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.
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Suction Seat: The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
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OMJ: As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!' but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.
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Folicular Homicide: Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
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post block syndrome: Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.
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Run and tell that: Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly.
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Meeting Affective Disorder: A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation. Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
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book google: When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
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Battery Bank: An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.
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Bragplaining: When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
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hit the slide: To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion.
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ineption: Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.
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HPOA: hot piece of ass.
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Youtube Attention Span: Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.