Urban Dictionary Mugs

boom shakalaka: the sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.

pre-festive: The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.

Masturdating: Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

defenestrate: To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.

godshopped: The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.

tgiaf: 1. acronym for "Thank God Its Almost Friday", word is only usually used on thursday.

Social Terrorism: When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being rude.

Auto Incorrect: When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

corn packer: A farm worker tasked with picking and packing corn. Alternatively: A derogatory term for a gay Iowan.

mistext: A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.

Career Veneer: The thin layer of potential for career advancement, increase in pay and future opportunities that an employer paints on your job to convince you that the future holds something more than you are currently experiencing.

airport vultures: Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.

Cerebral Bulimia: Binging and purging of the brain.

bingo tease: a person who claims to have bingo but does not

ears lowered: A slang term for a hair cut.

seat gypsie: A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn't fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.

etm.: Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda". Just like "etc." (and so forth), "i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".

Nap mouth: The bad taste in your mouth just after waking up from a nap.

brand new: a person's behavior which is drastically different than normal usually because they are in the presence of certain people.

Autotan: The method of artificially enhancing one's tan in pictures after them being taken using some photo editing software. The most common way of doing this is increasing the saturation of the photo, then uploading to social networking sites. Derived from Auto-tune, the software used to enhance vocals in many modern songs.

dead text: a text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it.

cell phone samba: the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

screenior citizen: An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

beer me: Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea. Used by character Andy in "Product Recall" ep. of "The Office" ("the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time").

Vatican Roulette: Another name for the rhythm method of birth control. Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

Snope: To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox. This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping).

Right of Wave: The expectation that a fellow driver will offer a wave after allowing them to cut into traffic.

thrift whore: 1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals. 2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store.