Urban Dictionary Mugs

bodybooking: Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.

hornymoon: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.

Garbivore: A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.

Walk blocker: A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.

blabber infection: The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from. Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

Trigger warning: Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."

Romnesia: (1) To flip-flop. (2) To black out.

Sneeze Freeze: The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".

pocket veto: The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."

Binders full of women: Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Would of: Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.

love at first profile picture: When love at first sight blossoms for people who met on facebook.

booty hangers: A pair of short shorts that when you wear them your 'booty' 'hangs' out of the bottom.

hey you: A person will use this greeting when he or she forgets the other person's name and tries to hide that fact.

Selfie: A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.

Illegal Gymigrant: A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.

work: Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.

Generation XL: A generation of obese kids.

Bacon Wrap: A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it. B) Verb. A deal sweetener.

ricist: Someone who has a bias against the excessive use (or ownership) of rice.

grown-up: A nickname for your supervisor at work; usually used in plural form to describe a group of supervisors.

Struggle Bus: Used to metaphorically describe a difficult situation, as in hard schoolwork. The word struggle can also be used in conjunction with other modes of transport, describing the depth to which one is struggling(i.e. struggle scooter, struggle skateboard, struggle footwear).

debate smile: The forced smile that a person in a spotlighted position adopts in reaction to an opponent's attack during a verbal spar as a way to save face in front of an audience and to keep the mood seemingly friendly.

macturbate: v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product

glutard: One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.

Ambush TV: When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning. Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating. Things that you cannot 'unsee'.

Photobomb: An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.

Subway salmon: The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.