Urban Dictionary Mugs

Romneyism: A blurted deeply held politically-incorrect belief that one thinks will rally people to one's cause, or make people more sympathetic to you, that winds up having the directly opposite effect.

Thanksgiving Tetris: The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Thanksgiving Fast: When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Macaulay Culking: To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

zombie ad: A political advertisement that continues to appear on television or radio stations days if not weeks after the election is over. This includes political signs left in people's yards for months or old political bumper stickers stating one's support for Ross Perot, Bush/Cheney, or Proposition 13 from 1982.

puppy fart syndrome: Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

Shamecation: A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

pentagonorrhea: disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author

Prestalgia: the sensation of nostalgia while experiencing the event that you should be nostalgic about

blank stairs: 1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere 2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

iFatigue: The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.

typerventilating: sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.

Chipmunking: The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.

Chronasseur: A connoisseur in the field of Marijuana Studies.

Red Pen Police: People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

Cruise Weight: The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

Election hangover: The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.

vote for pedro: Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.

Hoodrat Shit: The act of engaging in undesirable or unlawful activities such as stealing, smoking marijuana, and drinking forties on the street.

Eh hole: A canadian asshole.

minimoon: Short trip after a couple gets married in place of a full honeymoon.

Workjacked: This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either a. claims the credit for the work accomplished b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequate This situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matter Short: WJ

Nerdist Colony: Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.

halloween: celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.

Bug-out Bag: A pack be it small or large one would keep close by loaded with essentials of survival. Urban and Rural Bug-out bags may differ in contents but will be used during and for the same event.

prolebrity: A professional athlete that achieves celebrity status, especially a professional in action sports.

Cry Face: The state your face is in right before you cry, just after you've cried, or when you almost cried.

Frankenstorm: A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.