Urban Dictionary Mugs

employmentally challenged: In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.

(_*_): emoticon asshole symbol

fucker's remorse: when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it

resting douche face: similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

cyberbaiting: Cyberbaiting occurs when students, either individually or as a group, make a plan to act so outrageously that the classroom teacher loses self control and begins yelling or acting in another unprofessional manner. The teacher is surreptitiously recorded, and the video of the momentary loss of control is posted to social networking sites.

jeenyus: a way cooler and smarterer way to spell "genius"

Restless Dick Syndrome: When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

struggle is real: The hardness and difficulties of every day life being unbearable and apparent.

neckbeard: 1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed. 2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.

lobe love: To constantly play with your partners Ear lobe. It can be done by using your fingers or mouth. A lobe lover will usually reveal themselves when give lobe love with their mouth, it results in heavy breathing like a horse.

cock itch: Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.

straight money: Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.

business slutty: It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.

will advise: Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.

just ducky: Calm on the surface, paddling like crazy beneath.

postboned: When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

Alabama Hot Tub: When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.

tex-sex: Having sex with a person from Texas. This word is particularly used for an attractive female considering there are a lot of them in Texas.

going man beast: Is a term used to describe a teen that didn't just hit puberty, he beat the shit out of it. When a person is called man beast, it is usually because he hit puberty before a lot of other teens.

silent video chat: to video chat someone and not say a word. you mostly just stare at the screen and type things to the other person who is engaged in a video chat with you.

Vampire ass: An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

keep it https: Keep it on the down low. Keep it secret. Geeks only! HTTP is plain-text browser/server communication. The S adds a security layer, making it very hard to intercept communications (i.e., keeping it secret).

Oscar: To pull a lie off so great that it's worthy of a nomination.

Z-list celebrity: 1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV 2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable acting career and spend the remains of thier pay in beer then do drugs to get noticed or shag a famous person. Often sighted on Celebrity Big Brother because they couldn't pay thier rent and got thrown in for the money and expect fame.

Paying tribute: Ejaculating on someones picture/photo.

broatmeal: - The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society. - Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder

Sneizure: 1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure. 2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.

urban renaissance man: a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of: the smooth talking and 'make you feel good' skills of the player the sexual pleasing abilities and protection of the parolee to satisfy financially and be profitable like the professional and to be sweet and caring and giving like the pushover origin- whereabouts are unknown as they are the hardest men to find.