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Work Boyfriend: Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
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凸^-^凸: What Happens when you get really mad at someone for doing something outrageously stupid.
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Runner's Boner: An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
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Immaculate Defecation: Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
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selfiebombing: The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
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lip bite: A cute thing that a girl can do.
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Craigslist Gay: A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.
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shweeting: Tweeting whilst shitting.
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Food Whore: A person that will do anything for food. Someone that is always around where food is.
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Wantrepreneur: n: someone who thinks about being an entrepreneur or starting a business but never gets started.
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guy time: When men have quality time together, and do "guy" things. This is usually referred to when a guy wants to hang out with his friends. A man might tell his girl friend or significant other that he's about to or would like to participate in this.
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armpitties: When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits
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Saltdaddy: The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.
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Can't even: Can't deal or can't handle it/you.
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Fwerking: The act of fapping and twerking simutainiously. Some see as a dance move, others a sign of the devil.
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frignorant: Use instead of the two words Fucking Ignorant. To describe an act, person, situation, etc... Anything that the user of the word finds objectionable, rude, offensive, lame or otherwise.
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Roid rage: Wanting to throw your Android device at the wall because it has never performed the way your Apple or Windows device did.
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aquaintance zone: Aquaintance zone is like friend zone only one step further and much more degrading.
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pluto booty: When a girl has a butt that is so small, that some consider it nonexistent.
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usie: A group selfie; a picture one takes with themselves and many others in the photo. One takes an usie to be silly with friends and have fun taking random pictures of themselves.
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Basic Bitch: 1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant 2) just an extra regular female
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morning-skinny: That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.
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April Fools paranoia: When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.
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trimmigrants: Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.
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coprophilia: An obsessive interest in feces.
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adults chewing gum: A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
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technocamping: A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
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Autofellatio: Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.