Urban Dictionary Tees

crumpkin: Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation.

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ): He is conflicted to flip the table. he stares endlessly into the table's polished wood. He gazes upon the earth in wonderment. he throws caution to the wind and grabs it by its side. But then he stops. He looks at the floor surrounding him. "Someone stayed and worked on this table for hours on end, and my rage should be its undoing?" His thoughts drown him as he 2continues to stare at the table

moche-mignon: Adjective /mɔʃ/ - /ˈmɪnjɒn/ A compound word in french for "ugly-cute" often used to describe animals, people, and/or inanimate objects which upon first glance appear ugly, but upon further examination are kind of...cute. E.g. a bulgy-eyed chihuahua, most pugs, B.J. Novak, buck teeth.

bridge of chills: The male anatomical area running from the anus to the bottom of the ball sack and which is sensitive to oral stimulation

SMG: Social Media Ghost - A person who does not use social media (Facebook , Twitter , Instagram etc...) to communicate.

OP: 1. Overpowered 2. Original Poster: The person who begins the selected thread in that particular forum.

or some shit: Literally translated: "or something like that" A phrase said after a vague or exaggerated example. Usually used when talking about someone or something in the third person.

🗿: You use this when some shit ain't funny, also known as the "straight face gang"

LIGMA: LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)

toothbrush: THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.

yassification: yassification means that it's like so much better than everything else and you can't do anything about it. also it's gay

baby bust: A sharp or prolonged decline in the birth rate, such as that which occurred in the United States from 1958 through 1968.

fanta pants: origin: Scottish (from gaelic 'farnter' meaning flame-haired) fanta pants refers to a true ginger minge, natural orange collar and cuffs.

sometimey: Very moody. Happy one minute, upset the next.

D&M: An emotional conversation usually (but not always) of a melancholy nature. Also known as Deep & Meaningful

crybully: A bully who harasses their victim, then goes crying fake tears to a person or group of authority or publicity claiming that their victim harassed them, in order to encourage them to wrongly persecute the victim as well.

kidmudgeon: Derived from the word, curmudgeon, but pertaining to a person who is too young to act like they've got a "stick up their ***." Being too young to be stodgy or ultra-conservative (not politcally speaking). A person who acts older than their years. (i.e. people who, though not yet into "middle age" complain that every little ache and pain is likely to be terminal; also apt when discussing a person who won't attend an event/party on a weeknight, simply because they have to work the next day; also descriptive of a person who is unnecessarily argumentative in most conversations).

big bird: (verb) to explain a maddeningly simple concept to some poor interloper with a mile-thick skull. At times you feel like a Sesame Street character demonstrating the art of bubble blowing to an audience of half a million bile-stained, catatonic 2-year-olds.

Psychohazardous Waste: The socially toxic pollution created by a person's psychotic or borderline psychotic meltdown. The confusion, frustration, resentment and anger others experience during AND after a friend or loved one's psychological breakdown. The abbreviation of "psychological hazardous waste." The psychological equivalent to "biological hazardous waste (biohazardous)."

peng: adj. amenable esp. delicious, comfortable, aesthetically pleasing or sexually attractive.

car shake: a phrase translated directly from Chinese, means having sex in a car. in chinese it's called "che zhen". che = car, and zhen = shake. so....

bang mommy: A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.

AFC: Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.

arm barn: shoving one's fist up one's ass. Similar to fisting only a funnier word.

Spelling: An poplar ancient science where one learned how to spell correctly. It was a very important part of human communication all the way up until the invention of Spell Check, after which nobody really cared.

November 1: National "Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day"

Spooky Dookie: Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Short king: A term of endearment for men under 5’9. Many use it for their favorite male celebrity/youtuber/etc who are under 5’9.Popularized by cody ko and Noel Miller in their videos. Short King and manlet aren’t interchangeable. Manlet is more of an insult towards short men in general or for short men who are insecure about their height and try to make up for it by acting more masculine(like body building and lifting)