Urban Dictionary Tees

Schrödingers Queer: When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”. A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.

armpit sex: A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*. Armpit sex may also be referred to as armpit fucking, pit fucking, putting one's dick in a headlock, or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit). *Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

waze train: When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

cornobble: To smack somebody with a fish.

Truss: To Truss something up Named after UK's shortest PM Liz Truss, who trussed up the economy with her trussonomics

chili head: 1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones. 2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.

divorceary: The anniversary of a divorce.

skeleton on the gelatin: October's "elf on the shelf". A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween. Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.

greenwashing: when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.

damet garm: Damet garm means to have "warm breath" or be alive. Mehdi Akhavan Sales (OMID) used this expression in poetry, specifically in "Zemestan," when he said "damet garm o saret khosh bad." It is good for your dam (breath) to be garm (warm) because it means that you are alive. It is used as an expression of gratitude.

Student Loan: n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Three-Minute Rule: In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Shit's Creek: To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.

fnork: The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech. v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork. v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.

oubliette: Actually: An underground chamber with access only from the top . (18th Century) Modern Slang: Asshole

In the lavender haze: A slang term coined during the '50s, referring to being in love.

Sillybilly: A person, who acts in a special way and is not afraid to do so. Usually a small, cute, person who is very happy and can make you laugh whenever they want to. Also some one who is very fun to be around and acts in the silliest way possible.

Dev’d: When you’re just too lazy to say devastated, very sad

Bucket Bunny: a woman who hops from electrical lineman to lineman looking to have sex often not caring if the men are single or married. “Bucket” refers to the lineman’s work truck that has a long extended bucket.

Witches Tit: Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube

Terminally Online: The term for when a person has gotten so deep into social media that they dedicate themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life

edutain: combination of two words: educate and entertain ...edutain

guinea big: An alternate name for a Capybara

big tiddie goth gf: the most desired gf ever. everybody wants a big tiddie goth gf. she is goth and has big tiddie.

Scream Queen: Originally a term used in horror and slasher films to describe the leading lady. This is where the title for the show Scream Queens originated.

smilence: Smile and keep silence. Used when you know the answer, but do not want to say it or there is some force stop you from telling it out.

Florida Man: A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

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