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Gun Fu: Gun fu is the style of sophisticated close-quarters gunplay seen in Hong Kong action cinema and in Western films influenced by it. It often resembles a martial arts battle played out with firearms instead of traditional weapons. The focus of gun fu is style, and the usage of firearms in ways that they were not designed to be used. Shooting a gun from each hand, shots from behind the back, as well as the use of guns as melee weapons are all common. Other moves can involve shotguns, Uzis, rocket launchers, and just about anything else that can be worked into a cinematic shot. It is often mixed with hand-to-hand combat maneuvers. "Gun fu" has become a staple factor in modern action films due to its visually appealing nature (regardless of its actual practicality in a real-life combat situation). This is a contrast to American action movies of the 1980s which focused more on heavy weaponry and outright brute-force in firearm-based combat.

Playing House: When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.

bogart: (slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

Omnishambles: A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles. Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Grimdark: 1. An adjective taken from the root words of grim and darkness, both of which are featured in the tagline for Warhammer 40,000: "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war." It is usually used to describe a setting that would equal poor living conditions and life expectancies for those actually living in it.

zsa zsa zsu: Comes from "Sex and the City", where Carrie describes it as the feeling you get when you meet someone you really really like. That sort of lovey, butterflies feeling when you just want to be with someone.

Spanish Or Vanish: Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

sploshing: Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

softboi engineer: the opposite of a brogrammer. An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

crossdreamer: A man or woman who get aroused by the idea of being the opposite sex. Many crossdreamers identify with their birth sex, while others are gender dysphoric. Many crossdreamers understand themselves as transgender, while others consider themselves fetishists. Many, but not all, girlfags and guydykes may be considered crossdreamers. It seems a majority of crossdreamers are attracted to persons of their own birth sex. Crossdreamers may express their feelings through crossdressing and/or creative crossdreaming, e.g. by writing stories, comics and TG captions. Many female to male crossdreamers enjoy yaoi comics and stories, while many male to female write or read TG captions (images with short texts). Male to female crossdreamers are labelled paraphilic "autogynephiles" in the American Psychiatric Manual (the DSM-5), while the female to male crossdreamers are not mentioned with a word. Some female to male crossdreamers are miffed by this omission, while most of them seem to sincerely enjoy this unexpected lack of stigmatisation.

Smash n Grab: A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.

Assholocene: The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

ops: Opposites or rivals from another gang or opposing group commonly misinterpreted as ops being short for cops or snitches.

Hammeo: One of many movies with a cameo by actor Jon Hamm Hamm + Cameo

Philly Tuxedo: A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt/jersey of one philly sports team, and a hat of another team (example: Eagles jersey w/ Phillies hat)

level 5 vegan: A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow. As used on the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Tree Hugger", animal/enviornmental rights activist, Jesse tells Lisa that he is a level 5 vegan, who wont eat anything that casts a shadow. Such thing doesn't exist, mind you.

tiozão: (Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

Rustang: deurogotory name for "Mustang" Commonly used by riceboys, or anyone who likes cars.

Rip Bozo: When a person (usually an evil ghoul) dies and you want to celebrate. Used to emphasize how little you care about someone's death. Often used in combination with the phrase "smoking on that ____ pack" for greater effect.

bag of pants: Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

unbirthday: Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And this is a reason to gather and cheer.

Cobbing: The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

texaboo: Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.

Tragedeigh: (Pronounced: tragedy) When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Flyfucking: (Danish expression) Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.

Fuckarounditis: "A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

bin chicken: Australian slang for the ibis, a bird that common dwells in urban environments and is known to eat out of bins, ruin picnics, smell bad, and just generally cause a nuisance.

Vagueing: Posting or talking about drama without naming the specific details.