Urban Dictionary Tees

Irregardless: Without lack of disregard.

consumerican: An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.

foul-weather friend: The opposite of a fair-weather friend, a foul-weather friend only seeks you out if they have a problem, need a shoulder to cry on, a ride to town or someone to watch their dog, but otherwise they act as if they don't even know you. They're only your chum when they're glum.

Spank bank: 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes. 2. Porn collection

Touch Base: To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.

postgame: to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)

Williams: Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.

moneymoon: The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.

manorexia: The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries. This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.

gullible: The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.

stay shy: As in to keep a low profile. Remaining opportunistic while those without foresight jump without looking and mostly fail and settle for less, in reference to business ventures, sex, and and all things green.

wikidemia: An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.

acoustic shave: the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave

slacktivism: The act of participating in obviously pointless activities as an expedient alternative to actually expending effort to fix a problem.

twitterpated: 1)to be completely enamored with someone/something. 2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection. 3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused) 4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.

Lawyer Ball: The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss! Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.

say word: It means "really??" or "no way!!"

quick question: A question that usually requires a long answer. A close relative of stupid question and rhetorical question.

Barsexual: A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

AWOL: Absent Without Official Leave: A term used in the United States Military to describe a soldier or other military member who has left his or her post without permission (usually in disagreement with a particular order). This is one of many military terms that has trickled down into everyday speech among civilian populations.

freak flag: A characteristic, mannerism, or appearance of a person, either subtle or overt, which implies unique, eccentric, creative, adventurous or unconventional thinking.

bear stearned: to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

fornever: 1. Never occurring, nor having the potential to do so. 2. A seemingly non-existent period of time.

jingle mail: Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

Saint Patrick's Day: A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

it is what it is: A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness. B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means "it will be what it is," as in "it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't." See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.

twork: When a girl shakes her butt against another girl or a man, pressing frimly.

boo: 1. Boyfriend or girlfriend 2. Word used to scare people