Urban Dictionary Tees

arctic farts: farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

powerballing: To gyrate ones testicles while copulating

idfka: I dont fucking know anymore

friendship cuddle: The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far

bitchplosion: an explosion of bitchiness when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode

finna get crunk: Finna get crunk is when someone asks you if are ready to turn up/party or get lit.

shit street: Where you are when everything has gone wrong!

beefy tits: Manly tits or saggy man boobs

Wowfuck: (noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are 'wow' and 'fuck'.

??: What people say when they dun understand what the fuck ur saying

step-fucker: somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.

Netflix and Jill: When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.

fecally challenged: A person suffering from severe constipation.

instagram bae: someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram

daddy talk: A girl calling her man daddy like "Fuck me daddy"

Forever Alone: Being Single

petextrian: n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

schlonged: To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

ugly sleep: Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

poormouthing: Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,

I fuz: I'm down. I'm cool with that. I fucks with that.

Yelp Special: What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

dick chicken: A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch. Play when drunk!

cheater app: An app such as Kik, Whatsapp or Snapchat that allows people to anonymously chat. They are often used by people cheating or playing games online.

truuuu: Used by illiterate instagram commenters to express reaction or mutual agreement to a certain subject or topic.

Conversational Remorse: The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.

Sympathy Boner: Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.

Amazon and anal: Like Netflix and chill but with butt stuff.