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earth biscuit: A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.
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Gorsuch: The medical term for the area between the testicles and the rectum.
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cheeched: When you get so glazed over from smoking the hwaddaow that you can't tell up from down. Derived from Cheech and Chong, who smoked a lot of reefer.
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Neglext: Neglext: The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.
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ghost beer: When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist. Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.
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sugar orgasm: when you have an extreme sugar high. way beyond a sugar buzz, and in the morning you usually wake up with a sugar hangover and can't look at another sugary food, (candy) for three days without wanting to throw up.
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rabbit fuck: during intercourse, to hump as fast as you can, like it's a race to bust a nut.. as if you don't care about the other person, you're just here for you.
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SSDGM: Stay Sexy, Don’t Get Murdered
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Catch these thumbs: Fighting or serving/ about to serve your opponent an ass whoopin in video game.
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chop: The act of picking someone up.
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re-accommodate: to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
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voluntold: forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.
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Romnesia: (1) To flip-flop. (2) To black out.
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TrumpStamp: Someone who wears an obvious hairpiece.
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backseat buyer: A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well. Can also be used as an adjective and verb.
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Pho Queue: (n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho
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supposably: It actually is a word: capable of being conjectured or imagined. This word was popularized in an episode of Friends in the second season.
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piss in the wind: Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
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Street Creep: 1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos. 2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.
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Clean Coal: See Oxymoron
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cloud plans: When you and someone else make arrangements to hang out but the plans we're not officially made, therefore they can diminish like a cloud in the sky
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April Tool: Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.
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cranking the hog: Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.
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Comfermative: When you confirm the affirmative.
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downtight: Opposite of uptight; laid back; chill
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Breitbastard: Unapologetic un-PC alpha male conservative fan of Breitbart news
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Selfiecide: When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.
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Jizzneyland: When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.