Urban Dictionary Hoodies

President Toddler: The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

Yeah, but still: The worst way to win an arguement, used when one has been proven wrong but somehow is able to reject all arguements and win.

Binge-sleep: Sleep for hours and hours in advance for coming days.

weird part of youtube: the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.

excretorium: Restroom, bathroom, lavatory.

deluxe handshake: A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles. Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.

pupper necking: The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog.

DeVostated: The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.

DeVostated: The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.

Typeractivity: Over use of personal devices especially in regard to texting.

Thirst Responder: Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.

Cynically Optimistic: Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

Say Less: A phrase used when you are done with someones bullshit and you want them to stop talking. Usually in a rude/angry tone and/or while in an argument.

Pretendergy: Pretendergy; "Pretending to have energy" Running on fumes from staying up all night, And pretending it didn't happen the next day at a family dinner.

tgiaf: 1. acronym for "Thank God Its Almost Friday", word is only usually used on thursday.

tinfoil hat: 1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations. 2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

yesternight: Yesterday night.

disastrophe: A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.

talmbout: 1. a conjuction of the words talking & about 2. refering to; asking a question 3. Yelled at broads when leaving the club to see whats poppin 4.to plot or scheme

Bloje: Noun; a blowjob

Fucktickeling: Tickeling as a form of foreplay

emergency bacon: This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon. This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.

do the dash: Going high speed in a car.

Distractivated: Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

boysplaining: Mansplaining, but more immature.

ask me out boots: Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".

Dunning-Hitler effect: The tendency for countries that believe they are immune to fascism to be especially susceptible to its rise.

horngry: Hungry and Horny at the same time.