Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Stormy daniels: n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.

sarah huckasplain: Defending someone else's bullshit.

murdered out: When a vehicle has both black paint and black aftermarket wheels. The window tint should also be really dark and other aftermarket accessories such as black taillight covers etc. should aid in blacking out the ride.

brain boner: Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.

Girther: Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

executive time: Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.

Cancel Items: A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.

Chankle: Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.

trump anthem: A song you think you know all the words to, but find out quickly that you do not.

shit-hole: The 45th President of The United States of America - Donald J. Trump

Shithole: Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.

cannonball: A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

beach slap: When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

hodl: An enthusiastic misspelling of Hold, prompting bitcoin users to avoid the temptation of selling off their coins once price starts rising.

stable genius: What unstable cretins claim to be. See also, dotard.

The 11th Hour: Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility. Right before a deadline.

pop a socket: A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.

nuclear button: a micropenis

catch the ones: You and someone are having beef so you want to fist fight to settle out the differences.

Brand Dropping: Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.

tw/s*: trigger warning: suicide the tw means trigger warning and is used for anything the could trigger someone (ex. self harm, eating disorders etc) and the / is to indicate what the trigger warning is about. the s* stands for suicide, it could also be written out s**cide

skeeve: verb 1. to cause disgust (in someone). 2. +that: to be disgusted by (something) From Italian schifo (pron. 'skI:fo

come heavy: To walk in carrying a loaded weapon. From The Sopranos

car crotch: The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.

Fazed: 1.) When your drunk 2.) When your high

gdi: God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.

take a seat young skywalker: A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu

cleptopenia: The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.