Urban Dictionary Hoodies

tan suit scandal: A scandal so trivial, it can only be compared to the backlash from Barack Obama’s tan suit.

Bundled Like Bernie: Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

inauguvirus: a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

just being alive: horny

stimmy: 1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check 2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

mittens: Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

we did it joe: Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.

clown coup: A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

Blue Monday: 1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning. Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action. In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd. 2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

Nussy: The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging. A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

Pseudocoup: Can be pronounced like Sudoku if wordplay demands it. An attempt to overthrow the government that, due to both poor planning and execution, fails in an incredibly underwhelming fashion.

Doucheberg: Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)

Awomen: a spin off Amen (what Christians say after a prayer)

MAGAts: Delusional Trump supporters

teahadist: Agitated racist who masks their racism with opposition to progressive governmental policy and believes that political disturbances and threats/delivery of domestic terrorism is an appropriate approach to achieving political change.

11,780: An important number for the 2020 election(s)

Coup Clutz Clan: The group of Senators, Representatives, lawyers, and others who have teamed up to attempt to overturn the election of Joe Biden in favor of Donald Trump.

Schrödinger's Douchebag: A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

app parkour: When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

Christmas: A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3

Bible: An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.

Pussy On Salt (POS): When you get corona and your test comes back POS (positive), but you prefer to say your pussy is on salt in order to deny you actually have rona.

Wallet: A man. Used in response to some men referring to women as “dishwashers”, etc. Based on the joke that a man’s only purpose is his money.

Voteflake: Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.

21: The age at which one is finally considered human.

fuck donald trump: Fuck Donald trump, AKA the worst president ever.

motherhood statement: A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?

Smooth Brain: A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.