Urban Dictionary Hoodies

cheesecake: Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.

Egg: A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

Trade: A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

Merkin: A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Bisexual Groundhog Day: The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

Breadcrumbing: When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

wa wa wee wa: Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.

Hungry Ghost: The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost. The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost. The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

101 Damnations: Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.

Fuckery Pedal: When drama-driven dumb asses drum up the bullshit at high levels often causing the most common of occurrences to be uncomfortable for all involved.

Mercury retrograde: Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

elder goth: A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

danger wank: The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

bi wife energy: "Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube. People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer. In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels. The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok. --------------------------------------------- Lyric excerpt: (Verse 2) Now sometimes people assume I'm queer And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel It's just that my wife is a bisexual (Chorus) Bi wife energy He has bi wife energy BI wife energy (yeah) He has bi wife energy

bad: someone who is sexy beyond mean

geriatrocity: The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Sussy Baka: A spicy way to insult your degenerate friends. “Sussy” and “sus” are words used in the videogame Among Us to describe someone shifty or suspicious. Baka roughly translates to idiot in Japanese and is a common phrase expressed by tsundere characters in anime/manga. Originally coined to insult A2B2 user TSUNDEREBOY, the meme spread from discord to TikTok and propagated in the following days.

cultural reset: A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works. Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include: * The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964 * The Watergate scandal of 1974 * The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991 * The September 11, 2001 attacks * The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009 * The COVID-19 pandemic

deadname: n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name) v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname. v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.

Shitcoin: A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

volcel: Voluntarily Celibate. A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not. related: incel

Philosopher Stoned: When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

sonder: Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM: Abbreviation for: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

cheugy psyops: A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?” The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others. You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!! It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

psyop: Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

lil mad: lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

Thumb Day: When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media