Urban Dictionary Hoodies

ITYD: Abbreviation for "is that your dog". A common opening message in online dating referencing a person's photo with a dog which may or may not belong to them. Variations include ITYG ("is that your goat"), ITYK ("is that your koala"), and ITYC ("is that your camel").

Whale Cock (Dork): 1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season. 2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

🚩: Reg flag indicates something problematic that you can see in advance

scab: A worker, often temporary, who crosses a strikers' picket line, going to work in place of the strikers.

testicular resignation: when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

soy face: A face of feigned excitement, mimicking many YouTube thumbnails. References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.

Hellmaxxing: Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

infohazard: A piece of information that can be dangerous for a reader to know about.

two bros: Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay

Gay until proven guilty: It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Fapkins: The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

Skullet: When the hair at one's forehead recedes giving way to more scalp. At times, people may grow out the back in mullet fashion in order to compensate, others may keep what is left high and tight in military fashion, there are also other who have a comb-over to try to cover it. All in all, it's a strong receding hairline that calls attention to itself.

micropretension: A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation. Person 1: "Did you watch that show?" Person 2: "I don't have a TV." Person 1: "Are you hungry?" Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

la-di-frickin-da: who cares. so what??

cilf: Cartoon I'd like to fuck

cute hoor: phrase used in Ireland to describe a slippery customer, a rogue, a charlatan, someone who seems upstanding or innocent and mild but who never misses an opportunity to screw you over, scam you, rip you off or hide their farcical f**k ups, blame everyone else for the s**t they cause and generally lure you into their Machiavellian trap... unsurprisingly generally applied to cowboy politicians, corrupt rich tax evaders and their ilk

Detextive: The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

TERF: Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.

ass bass: A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

Damn that's crazy: When you pretend to care whatever the hell your friend is saying.

WFIO: A business acronym standing for "We're fucked it's over"

digital snow day: Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.

ran through: Ran through is a term used to describe a person of any gender that has had many sexual partners, usually an amount that the person using this word finds to be too much.

Cloud Rap: Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.

Not here to Fuck Spiders: Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”. It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them. Can be used as reply to obvious question. Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

Finsta: A fake instagram account, so one can post ratchet pictures without persecution from sororities, jobs and society as a whole

Zuckcuck: 1. Someone who is still on Facebook despite privacy concerns. 2. May also be applied to anyone unconcerned with digital privacy. Zuckcuck is a portmanteau derived from combing the first syllable of "Zuckerburg" and the word "Cuck".

Licorice Pizza: The name of a record store chain that was founded in California. It gets its name from an old Abbott and Costello routine where they try to sell records, unsuccessfully (saying "Well we could sprinkle cornstarch on the bottom and sell them as Licorice Pizzas"). Apparently it was awesome in the seventies, but was bought out by Sam Goodie in the eighties.