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Jukebox Sabotage: Jukebox sabotage is a form of implanting one's own music into another person's mind by singing or whistling a tune around that person. If successful, that person will then begin whistling or singing your song minutes later.

djeetyet: Slang for the phrase, "Did you eat yet?" Native to Philadelphia and its suburbs.

sexpectation: The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.

adhd: ADHD stands for attention deficit somethingk. Hey! I spelled something wrong. Haha. Hey look a squirrel. Wait, what am I doing here again? Omigawd my elbow itches. Wonder what's on tv? I like Jennifer Lopez. I hate kumquats. I really love urbandictionar.....where was I again?

Dandruff: One who always ditches, or "flakes," hence the name dandruff; usually for an insufficient reason, getting the hopes up of friends and family and ditching them for materialistic sluts.

mahalo: What Adam Carolla says at the end of his show "Too Late with Adam Corolla" to sound cool. It means thank you in hawaiian.

tryptophan coma: The feeling of exhaustion one feels after Thanksgiving dinner - due to the large amounts of tryptophan ingested through overeating.

fat as a tick: Stuffed from eating after a big meal.

black friday: The day after Thanksgiving in the U.S. It's traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year (and sometimes considered to be the beginning of the Christmas season). A.K.A.: Green Friday

turkey drop: This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

Cold Turkey: A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.

bio break: n. Neo-geek terminology for visiting the bathroom, especially when interrupting a meeting/gathering/workflow. v. performing bodily functions

Game Recognize Game: To have "game" is to attract people of the opposite sex. Game recognize game is when a person who has game, can see it in another, like a playa knows another player when he sees one.

Sunday afternoon: The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests. Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend. In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening. See also the eleventh hour.

Thesaurused: To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer. Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.

House Elf: 1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.) 2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.

zoned out: Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.

pop the collar: Where one pulls out their collar so that it faces upwards instead of folded inward; a sign that they are a str8 up pimp

gang of: A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

enginerd: All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.

blogsmack: Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.

Butter Bar: Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.

too easy: A common phrase in response to anything that needs doing or has been done. Often used even when the task is not "too easy". It becomes contagious.

unschooling: A term coined in the 70's by writer and former school-teacher John Holt. Used to describe the practice of an individual who does not attend school- instead choosing to travel, write, play, run, build things, volunteer, and learn about the world free of grades, subjects, periods and "school hours".

parade wave: A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

fat on the couch: Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing. Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

noids: A slang word for paranoia.

meta: A term, especially in art, used to characterize something that is characteristically self-referential.