Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Cheet: The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

facebook limbo: The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.

voluntold: voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

locavore: Noune. A person whose diet focuses on foods grown and produced nearby, typically 100 miles. See also 100-mile diet.

Big Pimpin': to live relatively luxurious compared to other associates

w00t: An expression of joy and excitement.

wi-five: It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible. Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

compunicate: When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person

ice: diamonds

One-upper: A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.

Libby: To Libby (verb): to out someone's undercover role, as Lewis "Scooter" Libby (and others) did to CIA agent Valerie Plame.

pre-sequitur: Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

mental constipation: An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration. Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Hobosexual: Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

dine and dash: The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.

chuck a sickie: Used in Australia. Means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.

Vajayjay: Slang - vagina, origin unknown, used on Grey's Anatomy

sexile: To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

manther: A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.

To the dome: To consume an entire quantity of intoxicant in a sort time, by one's self.

sweet as: New zealand slang for "everything's okay." Can also be used in place of "yes!"

cyber monday: Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.

purge the cabin: Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.

sike: The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

Unwrap the soap: Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Poultrarian: A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet. Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

pornfolio: The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.

the iraq: The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.