Urban Dictionary Hoodies

familiated: To be humiliated in front of ones family.

chief beef: issue of main concern regarding a given subject

Do you even lift?: a condescending expression used on body building and fitness forums to question the legitimacy of someone’s fitness expertise or weight lifting routine. Similar to other interrogatives like “U Mad?” or “U Jelly?”, the phrase is mainly used to aggravate another user during arguments about physical fitness.

christ on a crutch: An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’

since i fell off my dinosaur: A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.

Reminder Storm: When everyone sitting around you in an office has the same appointment and you hear everyone’s cell phone reminder for that appointment go off at the approximately the same time.

Corporate Blue Balls: What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.

Concubone: Opposite of concubine. A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.

dankrupt: to be out of marijuana

Russian Doll present: When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

stoplight stagger: That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.

Holiday Package Anxiety: Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.

Seagull Management: The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

floor sample: Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

tease text: When you lead someone on via text message.

Beeriod: Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains

synergasm: Expressing oneself using several business buzzwords in rapid succession.

Drycember: The act of abstaining from masturbation during the month of December.

Clicker's Remorse: The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Mitt Romney Money: One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

sushi sickness: The nauseating, upset stomach feeling you sometimes get after dining out on some cheap sushi.

bubblytude: Noun: A state of being lively, animated, excited or full of high spirits

Pavlov's Dougie: When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.

cute porn: Any film, video, or series of photos that exists solely to garner the ubiquitous "awww" from its viewers.

boob tube baby: Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

WTF Lines: Lines on the sides of your eyes and forehead.

Sofa Sunday: 'Sofa Sunday' is the day or days when most people shop for the holiday gifts using their tablets.

Several Joint Liability: When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.