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craigslist bodyguard: Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.

accidental jedi: Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

ass-tag convention: The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.

crosstext: Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).

12 month rule: The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.

going as friends: Going as friends usually is an unfortunate scenario for one party and just ok for the other. It is when (usually) a guy asks a girl that he likes on a date. But for this poor soul the girl only sees him as a friend. She will accept but as to negate the guy having any thoughts of making any sort of romantic move she labels it as going as friends. The guy, even though in the long run it is bad for him, accepts as to just get to spend time with her. This occurs commonly when a party has been placed in the friendzone. This scenario could be reversed where the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl.

hopped up on the bean: Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning

generation xerox: 1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents 2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation

California no: The way rejection tends to be handled by Californians, who are sunny in disposition and less brusque than East Coast residents. Instead of bluntly saying "no," Californians say no by avoiding the question, forgetting to respond to emails, and generally postponing the issue. The best way to give a California no is to do nothing at all, as opposed to saying it outright. This is especially popular in the entertainment industry. For example, Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal is quoted as saying: "To me, postponing a Hollywood lunch meeting is the new passing. They figure they'll postpone you until you go away. This way, they are not saying no. If that happens more than twice -- obviously emergencies come up -- you've got to get the hint."

Premature Articulation: Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

FOSU: Acronym for Fear of Sobering Up. Someone who has FOSU may begin their drinking with Bloody Mary's over breakfast just to ensure they're never sober. People suffering from FOSU often use boring people as a reason to get drunk in the first place.

bold font method: This is a form of studying where one skims through a text and simply memorizes/learns everything in bold or italicized.

Malware Reunion: When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.

Twerkaholic: 1) Noun; One who is addicted to watching others twerk or to dancing in the style of twerking with another.

Twerking: Also known as dirty dancing. When a woman slams her bottom on a mans pelvic area while dancing. The man can also lunge his pelvic area forward for a harder bang. This usually performed in a dance club along with upbeat music.

Doubtfire holiday: A period in which an adult man disguises himself as a woman in order to secretly spend time with his children. Not to be confused with a Tootsie weekend in which a man assumes a female identity for a short period to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman.

Transitive Property: 1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry. 2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons. 3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.

Smartphone dead leg: The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

Farte Blanche: Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.

Fanute: To change something into something better

Speak Truth to Power: This phrase originated with the Quakers in a 1955 pamphlet (Speak Truth to Power: A Quaker Search for an Alternative to Violence) promoting pacifism, in the belief that love can overcome hatred. It has come to mean "speaking out to those in authority" and is now used in politics and human rights activism.

thun thun: A slang term for Ecstacy (MDMA) commonly used in the San Francisco Bay area of the United States. However, the slang term has become widely popular by the song "Don't Drop That Thun Thun" by Finatticz.

Count it: After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.

Couch syrup: The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober

Clean Pinch: That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.

literally: People often confuse this word with figuratively.

Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase: The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called "standards" and "morals." It is a time in which eyes are opened and "The Truth" suddenly becomes clear. Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old. The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for "The Truth." After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.

hate hug: A hug given as an unavoidable social grace even though one or both people engaged in the hug hate each other and would not willingly hug if they were alone. Characterized by being a very fast and "going through the motions" hug with as little contact, duration, and eye contact as possible.