Urban Dictionary Hoodies

abc sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas

Love and Tolerate: A phrase used in the brony community, a reminder that the show teaches us to be nice to everyone, even internet trolls. Commonly seen in pony images with the caption "I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you."

Portmanbro: A word spawned by combining "bro" with another word, the end result leaving both words separately identifiable without severely altering the sound of either.

and then I found five dollars: a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

umbrella hitchhike: to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.

snugglefuck: A transition from napping/cuddling to sensual foreplay, followed by passionate, (rough) sex... aka, I really want to hold you and be close, but let's go to pound town on the fuck truck. Simply put, it's a cuddle that turns into a fuck. And it's really good. Also referred to as SF, or SFing. ______________________________________

Bae: A lover or significant other

Throuple: A threelationship; a relationship with three partners

Boner Shock: Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.

get off my planet: a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

banana boat: an all male gay cruise

Squeaker: A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)

Fappy: A combination of the words "fat" and "happy"

Shexting: The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

easy like: A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.

paynus: same as penis but different

date face: The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: y u mad

sportgasm: the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.

Oh Burn: One of the ultimate insults and comebacks of the world, along with "So's your face", "That's what she said" and "Ya Mum". It is said either by the person who insulted you, or a by stander who witnessed the insultation. Can be used quite effectively with others in the "Ultimate Insult" group.

Tactical Orgasm: Having an orgasm before making an important decision.

Marlin vs. Mullet: A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

cba: CBA = Can't Be Arsed. CBA is a severe form of laziness. Often comparable to a psychological/medical condition. CBA is most common in teenagers around the age of 16-17 years of age.

tuesday slump: You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.

monopenis: (adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Thought Blocked: When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

chrontact: The person from whom you score weed.

you must be fun at parties: A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.