Urban Dictionary Hoodies

morning after flats: Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.

brotherzone: The place where guys go after they die in the friendzone. This is an inescapable level of Hell, as she will treat you like a brother from now on.

thigh butt: The ratio of thigh to butt on a woman; easily viewable by a visible "crease" between the thigh and butt. The thigh to butt ratio is larger based on the length of the crease.

gone solange: 1)To go crazy in the elevator: a girl attacking, punching, clawing, throwing objects and kicking a well dressed man who in turn tries to avoid being kicked, punched and hit with all of the above. 2)A girl who tries to hit anyone in an elevator uncontrollably. 3)A girl who tries to cause an altercation, argument in an elevator. 4)Violent drunk girl looking for a fight.

harassenger: A passenger who is constantly on your ass about your driving skills. He/she constantly cautions you to keep a safe distance from the car in front of you, checks that you're obeying the speed limit, and is always quick to point out your navigational errors.

First World Hungry: When you have plenty of food to keep you well nourished, but you gluttonously want or desire more than you need. To "feel" hungry even though you ate today. As defined by Louis C.K. on March 29, 2014.

facebook mommy: 1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife 2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

wikipedant: wik-ee-ped-nt (n.) 1. a person who is excessively concerned with looking up minor details and rules on wikis (notably Wikipedia) or with displaying their internet-learning, esp. when it has just been learned. 2. a person who adheres rigidly to the content of wiki pages without regard to common sense. 3. a person who is v. ostentatious or condescending when engaged in the above behavior. Other forms: wikipedantic (adj.), wikipedantry (n., an example of wikipedantic behavior)

Tinder Happy: Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.

whitespoken: Adjective: to sound Caucasian when you are not, usually to someone's surprise.

Tip Slip: when the tip of a penis slip out of the bottom or the hole on your underwear

textpergers: Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as "lol" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.

Elevator surprise: When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases. You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.

Internetting: Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web Infinitive: To internet

turn down for what: rhetorical question used by teenagers. "turn up" is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so "turn down" would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be "nothing"

Sidebitching: 1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother 2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship

Archivist: An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Sharkology: A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible. The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.

gaynorant: Gay+Ignorant - Is some one who doesn't know any thing about gay men and stereotypes all gay guys into two classes: flaming queens, or overweight bears.

slay mama: Someone who is so good looking its stabs someone's heart, or "slays" their eyes. Similar to a sword fight. Can refer to male or female. Frequently used on social media comments as hastag

ManDate: ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.

Next level bullshit: When the bullshit that comes out of a persons mouth reaches a point of absolute nonsense.

twincest: twins having sex.. its so wrong, yet it feels so right

Fart Lapse: The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

Work Boyfriend: Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.

凸^-^凸: What Happens when you get really mad at someone for doing something outrageously stupid.

Runner's Boner: An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Immaculate Defecation: Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.