Urban Dictionary Hoodies

No pun intended: Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)

Goose Cheese: The female version of duck butter.

glitter af: when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.

Narcisexual: Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)

hashtalk: When hashtags are spoken out loud.

transoccupational: When you relate more to an occupation not your own.

Bull Balls: a man that has massive balls that hang low, similar to a bull.

species dysphoria: a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species

Food monitor: The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.

what happened next: Click bait to get you to go to the story.

shit or get off the pot: Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Sphincter trembles: Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo

Preditation: The word Sarah Palin uses when she means to say predation.

Spite marriage: A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.

preclapulation: Clapping before you even know what you're clapping for.

fur of the cat that scratched me: smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

Shit the Fuck Yeah: Exclamation for when something is just too cool for any other phrase.

insipiosexual: From Latin "insipiens" (opposite of "sapiens") and "sexualis" (sexual), meaning "attracted primarily to fools."

trust fail: A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.

Cinderfella: A man who must be home by midnight for any one of a variety of reasons or he will face serious consequences

Grad bod: similar to dad bod, but only achieved by binge drinking while studying all year. No kids necessary.

Lookin' Friday: When you're dressed in your Friday best ready to hit the bars and pick up some chicks. Lookin fly as a mother fucker.

Necrophobia: Of which one has an abnormal fear of dying; A persistent fear of dying or the process of dying.

Facebook Machine: A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

Chicken wages: Low wage income earned in a fast food establishment, specifically at a fast food chicken place.

FOGO: Fear of going out, opposite of FOMO. A light hearted jovial expression used in situations where a person is non committal to the evenings activities.

Poptical Illusion: Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger or even in massive tense

Tweet It: If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.