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Area 51: A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.
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Situationship: A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.
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snatching wigs: The act of figuratively losing your hair (wig) in response to a particularly amazing or shocking information or situation, to signify that you nearly lost your shit. The imagery is that said wig a) flies through the air; b) may interfere with air traffic if a group of wigs are snatched; c) may be seen from space if reacting to really fantastic events or information. This is deadass the highest form of reaction. Antonyms include Low-key
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Hunty: An amalgamate of honey and cunty. A demeaning term without being overly aggressive.
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serve: To bring it. To work the runway/catwalk to your best ability. To have bitches gagging in awe.
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white knuckling: When you're taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.
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Shooketh: Shooketh is the feeling you get when you are beyond the point of shook.
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Brutiful: A fusion of the words brutal & beautiful.
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fly a sign: Hold up a sign - usually cardboard, usually on a street corner, usually asking for some sort of handout.
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Half Boyfriend: Having a male that you do relationship things with but you are not in a relationship with them. You can go hook up with other guys with no worries cause you're half single.
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Dead Ting: A person who is a boring cunt and is extremely dull.
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Chonk: (noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat. According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat. Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker
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gender fluid: Gender Fluid is a gender identity best described as a dynamic mix of boy and girl. A person who is Gender Fluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional genders, but may feel more boy some days, and more girl other days. Being Gender Fluid has nothing to do with which set of genitalia one has, nor their sexual orientation.
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debtpression: When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.
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um friend: A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.
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Theyfriend: Much like boyfriend or girlfriend, "theyfriend" is a gender neutral term that can be used for your genderfluid/agender/etc significant other that uses neutral pronouns.
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gentlefem: A person of the female sex who decides to give up on becoming a dress wearing lady to become a gentleman. The woman does not need to be genderqueer (or any other transgender label), or a lesbian of any kind to do this.
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go off: 1. to angrily complain about 2. drone on about a topic, ramble 3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing) present: go off past: went off future: going off
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LGBTQIA: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans*, Queer, Intersex, Asexual
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Booger hook: A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose
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rode hard and put away wet: The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.
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Trump Hotel: A concentration camp, detention facility, or prison used to house innocent people, especially children. Prisoners are kept in cages, or in some cases tents in extreme heat. No contact with relatives is allowed. Children are occasionally injected with anti-psychotic medications to keep them sedated.
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fuct: The past tense of the verb fuck. Also used to express a general state of incapability.
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TERF: Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.
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seck: A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.
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Deeked: An abbreviation for "disqualified." Comes from the acronym DQ, and has been shortened to Deek.
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drop dong: Letting it all hang out with your friends in natural outdoor hot springs. No clothing or swimsuits needed. When you drop dong with your best buds, your life will change.
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grinfucking: grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back past tense: "grinfucked" related: "grinfucker" - one who commits such acts