Urban Dictionary Mugs

stable genius: unmitigated moron

Nonnie: A non-alcoholic beer.

weapons of mass distraction: This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Choke Artist: To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

mamacita: 1)"Hot mama", "sexy lady" in the U.S. and Central America and Mexico 1)Synomym of "Señorita"- "young lady" in South America. Polite, formal, not sexual.

sac fly: The act of leaving a party in such a way as to entice law enforcement officials to pursue, so that everyone else can get away clean.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

Word Chewing: When someone over annunciates words while lip syncing in video content to emulate the movements of a cartoon character.

101st Chairborne: Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk. Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Gen z stare: When a young person, ie zoomer who lacks social skills, blatantly disregards others around them. Particularly those asking a question. Only for the person asking the question to get side eyed or stared at in return by said zoomer. Also known as the zoomer lead paint stare

Pluh: A meme TikTok sound, Originally the word was meant as a means of a of bleeping out sexual references, but is now used as a meme or a way to annoy people.

bum fuck egypt: A term used to describe any middle-of-nowhere, backwoods area, particularly one that is a long distance away. Derived from bumfuck, also used to describe a similar location. The addition of "egypt" originated in the Midwest, describing the "Little Egypt" region of Illinois, an extremely rural area compared to the urban Northern Illinois. See also BFE.

chipotle bag: someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

Snowclone: A snowclone is a contemporary and highly-adaptable phrase or word susceptible to a heavy-degree of banality (similar to that of a cliché) because of it's vulnerability to accede among a multitude of varying audiences. A snowclone can either refer to the original word or phrasal - as well as it's beneficiaries - so long as the general form or template is readily detectable. e.g. The phrase "Keep Calm & Chive-On" is a snowclone of "Keep Calm & Carry-On" however both phrases meet the requirements to be considered a snowclone. Well know British-American linguistic, Geoffrey K. Pullum, and American television writer and scientist, Glen Whitman, are credited for producing the term in the early 2000's. The term "snowclone" is believed to be a a fusing of the words "snow" and "clone" as "snow" is a word often associated with a high concentration synonyms (replacement terms), the word "clone" typically connotes replication and/or repetition.

girlypop: This is used when u want to hype up your best friend, friend, family member, or even a stranger. When u call someone a girlypop, I assure you you will make their day! you can also top it off by saying "slay girlypop!"

Ted Cruise: When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.

wishcasting: The act of having a "wish" or "desire" for a weather event to intensify. In hurricanes, it is a wish for the hurricane to intensify or increase it's stats.

Conflama: Conflama is a "campy" word that can be used when conflict and drama are occuring simultaneously. It's a contraction of the words conflict + drama = conflama.

Edward 40 Hands: Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

God bless: May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

Captain Save a Ho: The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

Good Day Sir: A quick and curt way to end a conversation, putting a thin polite spin on the rude abruptness. Most uses of this phrase are referencing actor Gene Wilder's portrayal of Willy Wonka in the 1971 movie "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory," where Wonka informs Charlie he has lost the contest because he drank the burp soda, a breach in the contract he signed. "You lose! Good day, SIR!" Wonka screams at Charlie before turning back to his desk. Linking to an animated gif of the scene with the audio intact is a popular way to assert you are done with an argument on the internet.

pocket sand: a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace

nah: Used when "no" is too formal, and "nope" is too casual. If it's ever capitilized, you're using it wrong.

puriteen: A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior. Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.

Ticker: A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet. This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.

Trashnado: A small trash filled tornado known to occur in strip mall parking lots

big in japan: To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.