Urban Dictionary Mugs

cheesin': Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.

urst: Acronym for UnResolved Sexual Tension. Originated in the Australian TV series the secret life of us.

American Eagle: 1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States 2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.

judicial: 1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice. 2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).

cosign: To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.

bis cas fri: This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.

tinfoil hat: 1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations. 2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

broughten: We have already said (or know) everything worth saying about this subject. Expansion of the contraction "that's already been brought up." Variant: brought

parentnoia: Parentnoia is the irrational fear parents have that their children are doing something wrong, or being hurt in some way.

NSFS: Not safe for school, like NSFW, but not safe for school instead of work.

donions: 1) Done; Finished; Complete. 2) Wasted; Intoxicated, from drugs and/or alcohol, to the point at which no more partying shall take place for the evening/morning. 3) To be in over one's head; To be in a great deal of trouble, screwed.

by proxy: The ability to do or be something without actually physically doing it.

retrograde revolution: The theory that history and culture (i.e. fashion, music etc.) repeats itself every couple of decades. Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.

tonarrow: Means either tonight or tomorrow.

buddy pounce: IMing someone as soon as they sign on.

emaelstrom: A long and complicated email trail with dozens of CC's discussing a situation almost none of the recipients cares about.

New York Minute: A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn. It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.

pimp daddy: Cool guy that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour.

Wild at: A Phrase that one would put in front of a descriptive word to further emphasize the descriptiveness. Refers to gratuity and excess.

Lockblock: When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.

struggle: a profound state of buffoonery or oafishness characterized by pitiful performance or inability to complete menial tasks; When referring to an object, it indicates a laughable or rough appearance.

job job: 1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail 2 a primary job; a day job

droppin screens: Screening a phone call. Deliberately not answering a phone call because you dont want to talk to that particular person.

Summer School: A nickname for a person (usually a girl) who exhibits no class (hence, Summer School).

real world: 1. The world outside the Internet. 2. The world outside the education system/academia. 3. The world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.

gradumacate: The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.

infinity plus shipping and handling: Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.

schooled: To teach a lesson to.