Urban Dictionary Mugs
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five on it: Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.
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janky: (adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people
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faux hawk: A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.
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swish: Used to express that a surprising victory or zinger has occurred. (Usually accompanied by a two-handed gesture: both arms up, palms forward. Then, swing wrists so that your palms end facing the floor without moving your arms. Do this as you say "swish")
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Facebook Official: The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.
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third coast: dirty south; hip-hop slang for the southeast
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tomkitten: Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.
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420: 420, indeed, was thought of years ago as the time of day some people got together to smoke pot. Now it is used as code for "Let's go get high." Also, some people consider it to be April 20th that is "National Pot Smoking Day." I prefer all of the above.
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adorkable: Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.
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clockblock: When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.
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C and E: People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.
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hop along: 1. wanna be 2. someone who rides on one's coattails 3. side kick, unwanted
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Tax: to use excessively
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Taxgasm: A heightened state of excitement or ecstasy over the completion of any facet of the taxation process. Usually experienced by CPA's.
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BGP: Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.
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.old: When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.
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engayed: The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.
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pitted out: Situation in which you are long past the working time of your deodorant, you start to get B.O., and the armpits of your shirt get wet.
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sarcaustic: Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.
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no asterisks: No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.
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table banking: While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.
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message interruptis: After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.
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hindspite: Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.
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beach slap: When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.
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Cinderella: In sports, specifically the playoffs, a Cinderella is a team that does better than expected near the beginning and then quickly fades.
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feeling fist: The fist used to express deep or extreme emotion during a song, in which the singer extends a fisted hand and brings it back in toward their body with intensity of emotion.
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Trick Out: Verb. Etymology: coming from the modern car tuning scene. a phrase that means to modify a vehicle with as many types of aftermarket parts, performance or visual-wise, as are supported by that certain vehicle.
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wrap rage: Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.