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drop it like it's hot front drop it like it's hot back

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drop it like it's hot: (1) Referring to a dance move where a girl drops her ass to the floor and gets freaky. (2) A basketball term for dropping shots through the hoop. (3) A term for rappers when they drop lines/bars/rhymes that're hot.

thrifting front thrifting back

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thrifting: When one visits several different thrift shops, second-hand shops, and vintage clothing stores in the hopes of buying several items of cheap and unusual clothing and other items. One usually does this with friends.

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sketchball: a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible. b. A shady character. c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.

Brokeback front Brokeback back

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Brokeback: (adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity. Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.

drugstore cowboy front drugstore cowboy back

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drugstore cowboy: A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

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procrastishower: The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam.

refrigerator rights front refrigerator rights back

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refrigerator rights: Defines the depth, closeness, and intimacy of a relationship. Friends with refrigerator rights can help themselves to anything in your refrigerator without asking permission.

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no I won't make out with you: A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple. The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

With A Bullet front With A Bullet back

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With A Bullet: Attaining a position with noteworthy speed. Originates from Billboard Magazine's practice of putting a bullet sign in front of chart entries that have moved from one position to another with notable speed.

diamond in the back front diamond in the back back

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diamond in the back: Refers to the vintage 1970-1980 Cadillac series. The rear windows had a diamond shape.

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spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.

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shoulder surfing: To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to. Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).

Colgate Kiss front Colgate Kiss back

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Colgate Kiss: A kiss after one of the participants has just brushed their teeth.

primary digits front primary digits back

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primary digits: The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

rewind front rewind back

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rewind: In the drum and bass scene, the DJ's practice of replaying a record that has been enthusiastically received by the audience. Spectators "call for a rewind" by holding cigarette lighters in the air; if there is enough demand, the DJ will spin the record backward and play it from the beginning.

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four-wheeling: When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.

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super bowl: The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Football Widow front Football Widow back

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Football Widow: N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Sheeple front Sheeple back

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Sheeple: People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.

soymanella front soymanella back

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soymanella: Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

self-first front self-first back

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self-first: The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

tag hag front tag hag back

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tag hag: A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.

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Hooah: U.S. Military Slang. Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also: Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood. Glad to meet you, welcome. I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea. I am not listening. That is enough of your drivel--sit down. Stop sniveling. You've got to be kidding. Yes. Thank you. Go to the next slide. You have taken the correct action. I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification. That is really neat, I want one too. Amen.

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break the seal: The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

dental denial front dental denial back

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dental denial: (n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

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Fridance: A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week. The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of "The Robot" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.

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gangsta lean: A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.

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awesomeness test: 1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards. 2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.

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