Urban Dictionary Mugs

yellow listed: a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'

Yay: n; Slang for Cocaine, popular in California's Bay Area. Syn; blow,coke,snow.

combat nap: That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.

premature joculation: The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

June Year's Resolution: A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something else.

nuke the fridge: A colloquialism used to delineate the precise moment at which a cinematic franchise has crossed over from remote plausibility to self parodying absurdity, usually indicating a low point in the series from which it is unlikely to recover. A reference to one of the opening scenes of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, in which the titular hero manages to avoid death by nuclear explosion by hiding inside a kitchen refrigerator. The film is widely recognised by fans as a major departure from the rest of the series both in terms of content and quality.

Chuck a Spaz: It means to have a fit, whether it be epileptic or emotional. To forego rationality and opt for spasmodic movements, arms flailing, and utterances of an incoherent nature. Likewise, it is the behavior of people who get upset when they don't understand something.

twss: That's What She Said

Fashionably Late: The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

cash pedal: The accelerator pedal in your car during times of high gasoline prices. So named because it's prodigious use will lead to more cash spent on gas.

attention spam: A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

Application for Debt: An of offer of credit from a financial institution.

Earn Your Turn: Phrase originating in the Back Country Skiing arena. To trek up through the back country usually to a summit so as to descend. Usually in a remote area of the back country not accessible via ski lifts. AKA: EYT

On The Laugh Rag: A term used to describe those rare days where everything you say is funny.

Early Nerd Special: Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

staycation: A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.

earlybirditude: the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments

meatatarian: A person who eats meat virtually to the exclusion of vegetables. The meatatarian often claims to be conserving veggies for those who would actually eat them, and keeps the veggies out of the waste stream, helping the environment, or keeping produce costs down.

double pluggers: Basic cheap thongs (flip-flops), typically black, which have the strap secured by two plugs under the sole.

scraper bike: A relatively recent phenomenon from the Bay area (specifically Oakland) in which people modify bicycles to resemble (either functionally, aesthetically or philosophically) the famed "scrapers" of the hyphy movement.

Bachelor Breakfast: Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

tifosi: Italian hardcore soccer/football/footie hooligan or supporter. In a lot of cases politically extreme winged (right or left).

bad fuel day: The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

iPhone-a-friend: n. The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet by proxy.

Rack Off: Phrase usually used by Aussies meaning "fuck off"

farticles: The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

ass is grass: An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

nut huggers: really tight jeans worn by a man