Urban Dictionary Mugs
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chronoptimist: A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.
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holla: 1. A word used to acknowledge the presence of a fellow companion 2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen 3. To contact via telephone
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Beat feet: To leave a selected area.
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DWT: Driving While Texting. Operating a motor vehicle while texting friends on your cell.
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chai anxiety: Feeling overwhelmed by the ridiculous number of options at the coffee shop.
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Caps Lock Voice: When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.
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Alt-tabbin': An act of quickly switching the current application to something work-appropriate when the boss walks in.
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SOML: Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.
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iflml: It means i fucking love my life
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going multiball: A synonym for going mental. Literally, a state of flux, as in the multiball stage of a pinball game, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. See also: multiball, multitasking.
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Tooth sweater: When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
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Facebook Alzheimer's: When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.
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deflating the doll: 1) packing up a hotel room to check-out 2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel
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Neighbornet: What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
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bing: meaning prison or jail
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tweetless: Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.
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H8: California's propositon 8 (the bill to make gay marriage illegal), as described by opponents of prop 8. Creates the word "hate" when read aloud.
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Sharewear: An item of clothing lent by a girl to another girl to help her out on a night out when she discovers she hates her entire wardrobe just before going out.
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farting gift: The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
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Manufactured Outrage: A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.
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metatation: Metatation: The act of contemplating meditation itself, putting oneself outside the very state of meditation.
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Self Qualified Referee: Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
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missing link: A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.
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Execubabble: Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak. Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down. Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began.
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Life Password: The password that you use for every website, email account, facebook, twitter, everything. Having a 'life password' is not a good idea, but everyone does it.
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Douchebaguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
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Lying in Wake: When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.
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agree to disagree: Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.