Urban Dictionary Mugs

carnevoyeur: A vegetarian who derives satisfaction from watching other people eat meat or hearing about the eating of meat.

Text out: To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message. Not to be confused with text message breakup.

shitload: more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

thisclose: Very, very close. It is the written equivalent to the oral statement "this close," where the speaker uses certain vocal intonations and hand gestures to indicate a high level of closeness.

AF: acronym for "as fuck"

chicks before dicks: The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.

mind over bladder: The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Intentional Walk: When an individual feels pity for a fellow being and gives them a free pass to "first base".

Cold Anxiety: When you hate the cold so much you take certain steps in your life to avoid cold situations. You miss out on events and other happenings because it is either 1) taking place on a cold night outside or 2) taking place on a night with a touch of cold and you are nervous that your sweater won't be warm enough. You do not fear the alarm clock, you fear the cold burst of air that will flow over your body once you pull the comfortor off your body. You don't hate showering, but you hate the feeling of stepping out of the shower and towelling off so you either a) blow-dry your body before your hair, or b) install a sauna next to your shower. You also find yourself in a sweatshirt while others are wearing bathingsuits and you stare in disbelief at how cold they must be!

floss d'oeuvres: The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.

Gaming sense: The ability to sense things in games, simply because of predictable, long-standing game cliches.

sexercism: Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.

Fart and Dart: Verb: To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes. See also: Shit and Split

Joined at the Dick: At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

Layout Bitching: The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.

unlightening: A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.

lls: abreviation for "laffin like shyt"

Bowl Echo: The awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet.

masternap: The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.

Conference Call of Duty: A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.

spending amnesia: Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

lunch-blocking: \ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.

Dragon Ass: A state of sluggishness, inactivity, and apathy usually brought on by an extended period of hard work.

zero calorie dinner: When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.

Serial Infatuator: A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.

epic fail: Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.

dearthquake: Noun. A very minor tremor or vibration that causes a media frenzy while actually having little effect or no real damage.

party hats: erect and mighty pointed nipples