Urban Dictionary Mugs

Piss Muting: When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Hungs: A shortened way of saying one is hungry.

thriftster: An off-shoot (or sub-culture) of the general hipster trend, but while most contemporary hipsters attempt to buy indie flavor by frequenting Urban Outfitters or American Apparel, a "thriftster" alternatively obtains said style by frequenting thrift stores or through general use of hand-me-downs. While shopping at the Salvation Army may have been included in the original definition of a "hipster," now that mainstream commercialism has caught onto the hipster fashion trends, the term "thriftster" must be adopted to differentiate those who appreciate used clothing and the ideals that come along with it from the ever-increasing group of trendy 20 and 30-somethings who are content to buy the massed-produced version of this clothing without asking how it got to be there in the first place.

gynotician: A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions. A combination of the words gynecologist and politician.

Friend surge: Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

Sympathy Drunk: Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

Like shock: When one gets many more likes/retweets/favorites on a social networking site than usual.

Masturbathe: To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.

almost-quaintance: A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.

pizza regret: The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.

Illegal Gymagrant: A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.

Emotionap: Being too emotional, that eventually as a result, you fall asleep.

textretary: A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.

Drivestep: noun. Dubstep that makes for great driving music.

Turn Up: (v) getting wild or excessively crazy. Typically used in the context of a party. It is normally followed by a prepositional phrase (For the party, In that place, On that hoe) and it is often used in the past tense (turned up). "Turning up" is almost never said. As far as I can tell, it is the 2011 equivalent of what Getting Crunk was in the early 2k's and late 90's.

Nocializing: The act of being out in a social public setting (i.e. Restaurant, Cocktail Bar, Coffee shop) and only spending time on your mobile device; not the people with or around you.

lane splitting: Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

Food Herp: The spreading of a craving/desire for a specific food or restaurant from person to person. Usually spread almost instantaneously after leaving someone's mouth.

Wub one out: Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

navel gazing: A pejorative term used to describe someone who is preoccupied with self-reflection and the understanding of oneself; preoccupation with attempts at understanding the psychological and/or existential meaning of the self.

Porno elbow: An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.

greeting orbit: When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

Nuts to Butts: adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.

homemade word: Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group

Interpretive Dunce: This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

Bropocalypse: A large gathering of bros on a mission to do one thing, to get bombed, tanked, or wasted usually ending in some people doing something stupid.

Piss Angle: Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal. Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.

Deep Bro Talk: A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.