Urban Dictionary Mugs

chemosabe: A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.

kakistocracy: "government by the least qualified, most stupid members"

Depresso Espresso: A fun way to say depression

tastemaker: N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

hangry: When someone becomes irritated, angry, or cranky when they haven't eaten and are hungry.

hesher: Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt. Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

BLOBJECT: BLOBJECT Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life". Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust. Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..

sweetie wife: Scottish word.......Sweetie-wife: n. purveyor of gossip. A man who likes to gossip. A man who is in the affairs of women.

Screaming Barfies: A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

Oh Brother: Winnie the Poohs equivalent to "Mother Fucking Shit"

Sanctuary: This is sanctuary from the evil of this dictionary. You may use it as you like.

Self care: Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

Squinny: Chipmunk: word used in Des Moines area

Deadhead: A hardcore fan of the Grateful Dead. The complete opposite of a Parrothead.

post yap clarity: A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

wifesexual: when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am: Losing complete control of your life

grinch finger: 1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger 2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

I just think it's funny how: A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

fart in a trance: Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Scrubber: (Fragrance Reference) A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

swoop and squat: Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

Echo Bunker: An echo chamber so tightly sealed that no amount of truth can seep in.

potato western: A movie with western tropes and stererotypes that is set in the country of Ireland or made by Irish filmmakers; similar to the way Italian ones are called spaghetti westerns

script kiddie: n. (Hacker Lingo) One who relies on premade exploit programs and files ("scripts") to conduct his hacking, and refuses to bother to learn how they work. The script kiddie flies in the face of all that the hacker subculture stands for - the pursuit of knowledge, respect for skills, and motivation to self-teach are just three of the hacker ideals that the script kiddie ignores. While anyone can be a script kiddie, generally they are teenagers who want the power of the hacker without the discipline or training involved. Obviously anyone who follows this route aspires to be a blackhat, but most refuse to even dignify them with this term; "blackhat" generally implies having skills of your own.

Van life: A bad reference to thug life used by predominantly well off, good looking people who very temporarily live in a van and post lots of selfies hoping to become social influencers. This is nothing like the actual homelessness or poverty that leads people to live in vehicles, it is a privilege similar to the tiny house movement. It relies heavily on photo ops in iconic places that people only learn about on Instagram, not as actual nature enthusiasts. Most #vanlife photos are taken of skinny white blonde women in underpants “having fun” or “ just living a modest life”.

Dopamine Farming: Dopamine farming refers to the habitual behavior of engaging in multiple digital activities simultaneously, such as scrolling through social media feeds, watching a show or movie, or playing a game, with the intention of eliciting a rush of dopamine from one or more of these sources. This phenomenon often involves having multiple screens or windows open concurrently, creating a sensory overload aimed at maximizing the potential for dopamine release

gongshow: Slang term which means " everything is chaos." Mostly heard and used in Canada