Urban Dictionary Mugs

tinderella: An attractive female discovered through the tinder dating application.

potato quality: adjective. Used to describe low quality videos

net neutrality: An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

interwhine: When two or more people gather to complain or bitch about their problems.

Blind Tindering: Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

swollorexic: When you are already swoll as fuck. But you think you still need to get swoll as fuck. It's like a sickness.

(.)(.)+(|): Just what it looks like: tits and ass. Also see T&A

so much nope: Expresses severe dislike or unwillingness towards something. Usually reserved for the highest degree of those feelings towards something.

fappening: an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

lost in textation: The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.

Case of the Muesdays: After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.

Labor Day: Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.

come meet my cat: Please have sex with me.

abeerance: The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.

Tinder Bombing: Rolling into a new area and going on a Tinder binge to meet the locals.

snitch bitch: Somebody who tells on everyone for everything. Sometimes nobody is doing anything wrong but a snitch bitch will make up something. Maybe because they want more attention, or they want to become popular, so they think its kool, or that's just who they are.

Gumby shoulders: The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.

raptivist: An activist who uses rap as the medium to speak to and motivate others.

Facebook Warrior: Someone who posts on Facebook about all their ideals and causes....without doing any real work. They find a cliche post that someone else wrote and re-posts it, thinking they're part of the fight. But their post gets lost in Facebook's "previous post limbo", never to be seen again by anyone. They can be a part of millions of different causes without lifting a finger (other than their mouse clicking finger). Posers.

fapchat: The act of "sexting" using snapchat

mom look: The look you get when your boyfriend/girlfriend introduces you to their mom and you see the look of disapproval in her eyes.

face hole: the hole of a face such as: a mouth, nose, eye sockets, and or ears.

sneak easy: When you sneak your own booze into a bar, so you don't (or can't) pay for drinks, but can still drink and participate (intoxicated obviously) in all manner of bar antics.

Vine: Something you do it for.

Lipbanging: When a couple makes out longer and more furiously than usual

God Donut: A way to say "God Dammit" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.

nose brunch: (n) a term used to describe a midday session of cocaine use, often ritualized by line cooks during their most stressful shift of the week.

snaphoe: A hoe who loves to snapchat