Urban Dictionary Mugs

Thigh Gap: A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.

sadventure: A sad adventure or an adventure undertaken by a sad person or sad people.

Body-lapse: A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

assgut: When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants

Drinkspiration: The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic)

Fuckit list: The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

basicism: the professional art of being basic

nursing a semi: when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Monogamy Parade: A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

inappropriate selfie: When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.

Sad Masty: To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

Turdulence: The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.

percentage advantage: The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

ambitchous: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch

conversation walling: When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

Sing a disney song: Have sex or do anything sexual. *Taken from the movie Lion King where Simba and Nala lick each other while the song "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" plays.

Sidewalk Salsa: When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

Platonic jealousy: When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.

pre party nerves: the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

hate us cause they anus: A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.

Worldstar: First thing out someone's mouth when shit is about to go down. Usually shouted when a fight breaks out. Guaranteed to see at least one titty and a KO. Originates from worldstarhiphop.com (a popular website that showcases upcoming rappers, latest cultural/world news, butt-nekkid women, many fights, etc.)

Flirt to Convert: The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

3-minute passion: A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.

Punchpology: An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.

You Done Fucked Up: To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

To Be Honest: TBH spelled out

White Line Fever: An addiction to cocaine.

Threading the Needle: When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.