Urban Dictionary Mugs

Stroker's Guilt: That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

hot dog pic: Sexy ass pic you send in a text message.

Unfuckyourself: The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

memewhore: Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.

chicken sleeping: When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

Down in the Trumps: The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

earth biscuit: A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Gorsuch: The medical term for the area between the testicles and the rectum.

cheeched: When you get so glazed over from smoking the hwaddaow that you can't tell up from down. Derived from Cheech and Chong, who smoked a lot of reefer.

Neglext: Neglext: The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.

ghost beer: When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist. Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.

sugar orgasm: when you have an extreme sugar high. way beyond a sugar buzz, and in the morning you usually wake up with a sugar hangover and can't look at another sugary food, (candy) for three days without wanting to throw up.

rabbit fuck: during intercourse, to hump as fast as you can, like it's a race to bust a nut.. as if you don't care about the other person, you're just here for you.

SSDGM: Stay Sexy, Don’t Get Murdered

Catch these thumbs: Fighting or serving/ about to serve your opponent an ass whoopin in video game.

chop: The act of picking someone up.

re-accommodate: to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

voluntold: forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.

Romnesia: (1) To flip-flop. (2) To black out.

TrumpStamp: Someone who wears an obvious hairpiece.

backseat buyer: A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well. Can also be used as an adjective and verb.

Pho Queue: (n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho

supposably: It actually is a word: capable of being conjectured or imagined. This word was popularized in an episode of Friends in the second season.

piss in the wind: Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Street Creep: 1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos. 2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.

Clean Coal: See Oxymoron

cloud plans: When you and someone else make arrangements to hang out but the plans we're not officially made, therefore they can diminish like a cloud in the sky

April Tool: Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.