Urban Dictionary Mugs

blamestorming: v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem (from a TV ad for HD television)

bumsters: The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.

ouch potato: Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

Community Sour Jar: A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Boom Roasted: Similar to the usage of "Burn", Boom Roasted is said after an insult or "dis"s for emphasis. Coined during the Season 5 episode of The Office titled, "Stress Relief".

grey gardening: When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

freecycler: (noun) A person that uses the internet to give away items they no longer want in order to keep from filling land fills.

whoa mad frolick: What you say when you frolick so hard. The acronym for this is WMF.

flood the zone: A presscore strategy of creating numerous news stories to distract from the bad press of a controversial move.

fauxductivity: Pretending to be productive at work.

Prepper: A person who is prepared, or striving to be prepared for incident, natural disaster, etc A person actively preparing or being prepared for situations that may affect the stability of home, life, or financial situation. Also known as survivalists, doomsday preppers (derogatory)

Scrolly-gag: To waste time scrolling through social media or other online content. Especially on a cell phone.

victory gardens : Victory gardens were inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt to help the allied effort during World War II, by providing self-sufficiency in nutrition needs.

homeboy ambulance: noun; A car which is used to drop off victims at a hospital or police station. The vehicle usually drives into the ambulance bay, or to the front of the hospital, where the patient is pushed out, and the 'homeboy ambulance' leaves quickly, without making any contact with hospital staff. Most patients dropped off by these 'homeboy ambulances' are gang members or hookers. Usually seen in urban areas and county hospitals.

wakey wakey: A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

Blanding: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.

Grass widow: When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.

bread and circus: A sports event that is used to keep the stupid masses dumb and under control by keeping them fed and entertained like during the ancient roman times when they gave free bread and free entry to games like gladiator fights, chariot races, etc to keep the masses happy and under control.

Swastikars: Teslas.

Degen: Gambler, "degenerate" gambler. Refers to card players, racetrack bums, bookies, dice & craps shooters, proposition (prop) bettors. Gamblers consider other gamblers degens, but not themselves usually. Card players consider sports bettors "degens." Sports bettors consider slot machine players degens. Etc

thoughtcrime: Orwellion concept. A crime that you are guilty of because you are THINKING of doing something bad. (i.e. In 1984's Oceania, spending time alone is almost a crime because it's considered odd, and odd people are a threat to a stable environment such as theirs.) also, see patriot act. (i.e. when you check anarchist cookbook out from the library or something, the gov might have the right to go into your home and tap your phone and computer. And it's all perfectly legal since you might be a terrorist.)

baffies: Slippers (singular baffie or baffy) Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.

Swamp Puppies: A bunch of feisty Alligators or Crocodiles

Vice Signaling: This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.

Nut Shit: A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

sweet as: Second most common phrase in New Zealand after "awesome". Said when someting is rather good instead of just "good" or "OK". Often followed by "bro".

romantasy: A novel that's a hybrid between a fantasy and romance novel.

oligargler: An apologist for the oligarchical class. One who deepthroats oligarchs' dicks so hard that they end up gargling their balls.